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Can I love you again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 09:31:00 January 22, 2010 09:31:00

Are you over yourself? You seem to be. I’m so happy! Even with the JailBait next to you, I’m so happy. Joaquin Phoenix has resurfaced. Almost a year after his bizarre foray into rap and his embarrassing appearance on Letterman, almost a year after we knew him for his beard and could not find the hotness underneath, Joaquin is back, cleanshaven, coherent, doesn’t look pudgy, isn’t fronting like an uberartist, isn’t smug, isn’t an asshole, actually has a sense of humour, and looks totally hot again. Full Story

Best Globe Beard: Jon Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 05:45:53 January 18, 2010 05:45:53

Better than the Brad Pitt beard, yes. And this is not a blind riddle clue. Because Jon Hamm’s beard is all man and sex and hot. HE is all man and sex and hot. But... we need to talk about the girlfriend. We weren’t feeling her on our liveblog. We weren’t feeling her attempts at camera time. Full Story

Love for Anthony Mackie & Liveblogging the Globes!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 08:39:17 January 13, 2010 08:39:17

The Hurt Locker has managed to stay in the game. Because it’s so great. Even though it was released so long ago, The Hurt Locker is a top awards contender, there’s no doubt that the film will receive a nod for Best Picture and Katherine Bigelow could be the first female director to win a Best Director Oscar. Full Story

James McAvoy for a cold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 06:14:17 January 12, 2010 06:14:17

Oh well now this is helpful. Am a disgusting snotty mess but will never complain about waking up to new photos of James McAvoy, especially since they’re so hard to come by. This is James in LA last night for the premiere of The Last Station. He’ll be headed to Vancouver soon to begin work on the tentatively titled I’m With Cancer with Seth Rogen and Anna Kendrick. Full Story

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Coop on Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 17:02:21 January 7, 2010 17:02:21

Tonight. Jesus. Is it time to promote Valentine’s Day already? January just started! Bah. To be fair, am not sure what Coop is pimping tonight with Dave but Valentine’s Day, the movie starring EVERYONE, seems the most likely project. That or Case 39 with Renee Zellweger which has been buried forever. Full Story

James McAvoy James Bond

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2009 07:38:29 December 31, 2009 07:38:29

There’s to be a film about Ian Fleming and word is, James McAvoy will play him. Excellent. Love. Put him in a suit, let him speak freely, drink freely, and smoke freely. It’s a terrible thing to say but that image sexes me up every time. However it’s also true to life – Fleming died of a heart attack prematurely because of his excessive lifestyle. Full Story

Worst of 2009: Ed Westwick at Teen Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 08:23:39 December 30, 2009 08:23:39

You’ve blocked it out, haven’t you? My Shamef-ck showed up at Teen Choice in August shamef-cking me to hell in his rolled up jeans and no socks and loafers, puckering his lips and posing like a cross dressing private school punk ballerina stuck inside a music box, what? I don’t know what. Full Story

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Winter in Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 09:07:26 December 29, 2009 09:07:26

He’s back with AC Milan – this is David Beckham arriving at the team’s training facility the other day and on the field today practising with his mates. They seem happy to be reunited. And David needs to stay healthy. England coach Fabio Capello has confirmed that David will make his list for the 2010 World Cup if he can avoid injury during his second tour with AC Milan. Full Story

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Tobey & Leo BFFs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 08:07:12 December 23, 2009 08:07:12

They grew up in the business together, they’ve remained close after all these years. Last night Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio sat courtside on a boys’ night out at the Laker game. First time, perhaps ever, that Tobey has communicated with my quiver trigger. He’s hot, non? And he’s enjoying a career resurgence too. Full Story

I would sit in his lap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 07:27:00 December 23, 2009 07:27:00

When I was readjusting the Freebie 5 the other day, I thought about adding Eminem. But, gulp, at the risk of disgusting my friends, especially Laura, who yells at me in all caps whenever Slim Shady brings the moist, the way I feel about Em isn’t so much Freebie 5 List as it is about the Lifetime List. Full Story

Franco SNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 09:25:58 December 21, 2009 09:25:58

I thought it was the strongest show in weeks. The strongest of the season so far and critically the most well reviewed of 2009/10 to date although considering that what came before was January Jones, Blake Lively’s breasts, and the overly earnest and, in the end, rather unremarkable Taylor Lautner, perhaps that’s not saying much. Full Story