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She pounced

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 07:23:43 November 19, 2009 07:23:43

Alexander Skarsgard returned to LA yesterday and attended the GQ Men of the Year at the Chateau Marmont. Major moisting, right? Unfortunately Alex was immediately hunted down by Kate Bosworth. She needs a friend right now especially since she’s been widely exposed as a homewrecker. Having said that, Kate B loves using relationship woes for Alex’s attention. Full Story

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I got a feeling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 07:04:00 November 18, 2009 07:04:00

That tonight’s gonna be a good night… So far it’s been a good day. A great day. Johnny Depp as SMA and new photos of Alexander Skarsgard quivering our loins upon arrival at LAX. These are my favourite candids. His tousled hair, his casual clothes, his thin shirt clinging to his chest…all man. Full Story

It’s time for DDL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 09:06:00 November 16, 2009 09:06:00

His hair is short. Sigh. LOVE HIM. And you know I worship his wife. So when they’re together, the fangirl takes over. Rebecca Miller’s The Private Lives of Pippa Lee screened in New York last night and her husband joined her at the event, in town with many of his other Nine co-stars as the Nine junket was this weekend. Full Story

Today is a good day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 08:41:15 November 12, 2009 08:41:15

Because it’s his birthday. Ryan Gosling, of course. He’s 29. Crista W wrote to request some Ryan for the occasion. Am attaching previously unposted photos of Ryan and Dead Man’s Bones performing in LA on Halloween and also some older favourites. Sigh. It’s not healthy to watch it every day. Full Story

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Mango hot-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 08:00:31 November 12, 2009 08:00:31

Can’t even imagine what Jacek will be doing after this post. He’s all over Monica Cruz, sister of Penelope Cruz. And Monica Cruz in combination with Scarlett Johansson? We have hours to go before the hockey game starts. That’s a lot of time. Here they are in Spain at a party for Mango. Full Story

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Franco soap stud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 07:49:49 November 11, 2009 07:49:49

While the Twi-Hards are jizzing over Robsten handholding, I am jizzing over James Franco’s bare chest. The promos for his stint on General Hospital are now airing, complete with cheesy one-liners and ridiculous plot twists, and yes… Steam. Soap steam. Soapy stud steam. Two men face off, two rivals clash, they both have extra deep voices, and a dark haired hunk rips his shirt off lubing up for lovemaking as a blonde prepares to rub herself all over his chest. Full Story

Grandma was his date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 08:46:13 November 10, 2009 08:46:13

I’m almost there. To the point where I’ve started writing a screenplay in my mind. How James Franco and I meet cute, and exchange snappy dialogue, and I sort of know what I’m wearing except I can’t decide on footwear. It’s been a long time since I’ve found a Summer Crush Full Story

Thank you for shaving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 07:25:46 November 9, 2009 07:25:46

And taking your shirt off. David Beckham trimmed that nasty ass beard to bring back the quiver. He also showed off a new shorter haircut at the Galaxy game yesterday that matched young Cruz. Cute right? Cruz has been firmly established as the showboat of the family, the new ‘do reflects his personality. Full Story

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Hamm in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 15:54:45 November 6, 2009 15:54:45

He arrived today, Don Draper aka Jon Hamm did. Very handsome. Picked up some Tim Hortons before hopping in the car, off to work here in Vancouver on Sucker Punch. It’s a small role. He’s called High Roller. Sounds perfect. A man among the girls – Abbie Cornish, Vanessa Hudgens, Carlo Gugino, Jenna Malone, in tandem with Sucker Punch, Jon has been working for several weeks on Ben Affleck’s The Town, and has a role in James Franco’s upcoming Howl as Jake Erlich the famed attorney. Full Story

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Colin Firth SMA?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 08:02:39 November 6, 2009 08:02:39

Many of you wrote yesterday pointing out, quite rightly, that he at least deserved to be included in the analysis. I apologise for the oversight. This is Colin Firth last night at 2 events in LA – first a screening of A Single Man and then at the BAFTA/Brittania Awards wearing a tux and, sigh, my favourite smile. Full Story

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Franco: first look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 14:47:22 November 4, 2009 14:47:22

Have you seen this? It’s the first look at James Franco on General Hospital. Don’t ask me about the storyline. I don’t care about the storyline. What I do care about are the scenes. Soap opera scenes are long and drawn out. Takes them days to have one conversation. Excruciating ordinarily but in this case, it means every day during the week there’s a long long LONG close up on James Franco for at least cumulatively 10 minutes an episode. Full Story