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James Franco: soap opera kissing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 14:28:55 November 27, 2009 14:28:55

It’s so good I actually get shy watching. You know what that’s like? How you know it’s not real because it’s on the tv but it feels real and if you’re crazy enough it might even feel real enough to believe it could be you? Yeah I feel shy when James Franco soap opera kisses. Full Story

Lorne loves Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 15:46:34 November 25, 2009 15:46:34

James Franco will host the final Saturday Night Live of 2009 on December 19. Jumpy claps! It’ll be his second (and a half) appearance. Which means Lorne Michaels likes him. The last time James appeared it was a few weeks ago during the What Up With That sketch and the whole point, of course, is that Deandre Cole never stops singing long enough to let his guests speak. Full Story

Double gift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 11:41:11 November 23, 2009 11:41:11

From me to you… Two quiver presents: Moist yourselves over Colin Firth in uniform today in London on the set of The King’s Speech. Never doubt that Shiloh is benevolent. Because she is. And he is proof of it. Then… Ewan McGregor was at some event in LA on Saturday. Go ahead. Do what you need to do. Full Story

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Sexiest Man Living

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 09:35:38 November 20, 2009 09:35:38

James Franco made a very brief, camouflaged appearance on General Hospital yesterday at the end but today is the real reveal. My PVR is now programmed to record GH every day. Thanks God for fast forward. Full Story

She pounced

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 07:23:43 November 19, 2009 07:23:43

Alexander Skarsgard returned to LA yesterday and attended the GQ Men of the Year at the Chateau Marmont. Major moisting, right? Unfortunately Alex was immediately hunted down by Kate Bosworth. She needs a friend right now especially since she’s been widely exposed as a homewrecker. Having said that, Kate B loves using relationship woes for Alex’s attention. Full Story

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I got a feeling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 07:04:00 November 18, 2009 07:04:00

That tonight’s gonna be a good night… So far it’s been a good day. A great day. Johnny Depp as SMA and new photos of Alexander Skarsgard quivering our loins upon arrival at LAX. These are my favourite candids. His tousled hair, his casual clothes, his thin shirt clinging to his chest…all man. Full Story

It’s time for DDL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 09:06:00 November 16, 2009 09:06:00

His hair is short. Sigh. LOVE HIM. And you know I worship his wife. So when they’re together, the fangirl takes over. Rebecca Miller’s The Private Lives of Pippa Lee screened in New York last night and her husband joined her at the event, in town with many of his other Nine co-stars as the Nine junket was this weekend. Full Story

Today is a good day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 08:41:15 November 12, 2009 08:41:15

Because it’s his birthday. Ryan Gosling, of course. He’s 29. Crista W wrote to request some Ryan for the occasion. Am attaching previously unposted photos of Ryan and Dead Man’s Bones performing in LA on Halloween and also some older favourites. Sigh. It’s not healthy to watch it every day. Full Story

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Mango hot-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 08:00:31 November 12, 2009 08:00:31

Can’t even imagine what Jacek will be doing after this post. He’s all over Monica Cruz, sister of Penelope Cruz. And Monica Cruz in combination with Scarlett Johansson? We have hours to go before the hockey game starts. That’s a lot of time. Here they are in Spain at a party for Mango. Full Story

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Franco soap stud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 07:49:49 November 11, 2009 07:49:49

While the Twi-Hards are jizzing over Robsten handholding, I am jizzing over James Franco’s bare chest. The promos for his stint on General Hospital are now airing, complete with cheesy one-liners and ridiculous plot twists, and yes… Steam. Soap steam. Soapy stud steam. Two men face off, two rivals clash, they both have extra deep voices, and a dark haired hunk rips his shirt off lubing up for lovemaking as a blonde prepares to rub herself all over his chest. Full Story

Grandma was his date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 08:46:13 November 10, 2009 08:46:13

I’m almost there. To the point where I’ve started writing a screenplay in my mind. How James Franco and I meet cute, and exchange snappy dialogue, and I sort of know what I’m wearing except I can’t decide on footwear. It’s been a long time since I’ve found a Summer Crush Full Story