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Thank you for shaving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 07:25:46 November 9, 2009 07:25:46

And taking your shirt off. David Beckham trimmed that nasty ass beard to bring back the quiver. He also showed off a new shorter haircut at the Galaxy game yesterday that matched young Cruz. Cute right? Cruz has been firmly established as the showboat of the family, the new ‘do reflects his personality. Full Story

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Hamm in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 15:54:45 November 6, 2009 15:54:45

He arrived today, Don Draper aka Jon Hamm did. Very handsome. Picked up some Tim Hortons before hopping in the car, off to work here in Vancouver on Sucker Punch. It’s a small role. He’s called High Roller. Sounds perfect. A man among the girls – Abbie Cornish, Vanessa Hudgens, Carlo Gugino, Jenna Malone, in tandem with Sucker Punch, Jon has been working for several weeks on Ben Affleck’s The Town, and has a role in James Franco’s upcoming Howl as Jake Erlich the famed attorney. Full Story

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Colin Firth SMA?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 08:02:39 November 6, 2009 08:02:39

Many of you wrote yesterday pointing out, quite rightly, that he at least deserved to be included in the analysis. I apologise for the oversight. This is Colin Firth last night at 2 events in LA – first a screening of A Single Man and then at the BAFTA/Brittania Awards wearing a tux and, sigh, my favourite smile. Full Story

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Franco: first look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 14:47:22 November 4, 2009 14:47:22

Have you seen this? It’s the first look at James Franco on General Hospital. Don’t ask me about the storyline. I don’t care about the storyline. What I do care about are the scenes. Soap opera scenes are long and drawn out. Takes them days to have one conversation. Excruciating ordinarily but in this case, it means every day during the week there’s a long long LONG close up on James Franco for at least cumulatively 10 minutes an episode. Full Story

Can we be friends again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 14:29:14 November 4, 2009 14:29:14

It’s been a year since Adrien Brody’s embarrassing spread in Hello Magazine showing off the fake castle he used to inhabit with then girlfriend Elsa Pataky. Elsa was unable to leverage anything more than a wannabe royal residence out of Adrien and their romance has since reportedly fizzled. Full Story

Beard beads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 07:19:42 November 4, 2009 07:19:42

Many of you wrote yesterday about Brad Pitt’s beard beads… They’re left over from his Halloween costume, guess he just wanted to keep them. I have no quarrel with his beard beads. I have a quarrel with the beard. But this is Brad Pitt. Full Story

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Colin for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 15:45:08 November 3, 2009 15:45:08

Tonight in London at the premiere of A Christmas Carol, here’s the always dashing Colin Firth alongside his equally elegant wife. A Christmas Carol is gunning for the holiday box office. So Colin has a hand in potentially commercial and critical successes this season. Of course A Single Man, for which he’s considered a heavy Oscar favourite, has to be where the primary focus is. Full Story

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Posh’s new hair won’t smile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 12:00:51 November 2, 2009 12:00:51

The Beckhams were courtside at the Laker game the other night. As you can see, Posh is trying out some soft waves on her growing bob. Looks good. Really good. She was very pretty that night. Would have been prettier if she’d let herself smile. But of course not. There were too many cameras around. Full Story

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Emily, John, and Seth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 09:15:10 October 30, 2009 09:15:10

Reader sightings received yesterday… First up: a very low key Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, engaged and enjoying New York yesterday accompanied by his dog from Jamie L: I was just at the Washington Square Dog Run (NYC) and in came John Krasinski and Emily Blunt with his dog. They were really cute and sat on a bench and laughed with his arm around her the whole time. Full Story

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Gosling Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 10:39:37 October 28, 2009 10:39:37

Have to finish packing and hit the road, next post will be from the car but for now, enjoy yet another set of quiver inducing photos of Ryan Gosling and Dead Man’s Bones from their show in Portland the other night thanks to Erika R. Confession: I might have wasted time, a LOT of time, this morning simply staring at his forearms. Full Story

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Leo like Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2009 10:58:00 October 27, 2009 10:58:00

He should smile more. So few of his films involve smiling and when he does, as in The Departed, it’s almost like rueful smiling which doesn’t count, or smiling only during the first 5 minutes of the movie and then the world goes to pieces, and he is morose for the next 2 hours. Look how cute he is when he smiles. Full Story

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