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Do as I say

September 23, 2009 10:21:10 Posted at September 23, 2009 10:21:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Trust me. Before you watch the video, if you have an office, shut the door. If your workspace is more public, you may want to delay enjoying the clip, or clamp your teeth down on a towel and hope no one walks by. Because… Colin Firth is speaking Italian. Laura – did you know he speaks Italian? His wife is Italian. Full Story

Can’t help it

September 23, 2009 08:45:20 Posted at September 23, 2009 08:45:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The way he dresses disgusts me. From certain angles and sometimes up close his face disgusts me…although it does seem to be healing from whatever he did to it a few years ago. And his height … Eminem is very, very small. But I can’t help myself. If Eminem wanted to hold my hand and walk down the street, I wouldn’t mind. Full Story

Men in suits

September 22, 2009 14:04:48 Posted at September 22, 2009 14:04:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Clive Owen and Hugh Jackman are both in New York, both were photographed in suits, wearing the sh-t out of their suits, no boys allowed. Hugh as you know is currently performing on Broadway with Daniel Craig in A Steady Rain. Many of you have had the pleasure of seeing the production and have written to applaud the actors and their hotness. Full Story

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Emmy Hamm & Bacon

September 21, 2009 06:49:52 Posted at September 21, 2009 06:49:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These men are fine. And they are men. They are not boys. They are not pipsqueaks whose voices break car windows when they try to shout, which is what happened when Justin Timberlake attempted it with Ryan Seacrest during the preshow. Jon Hamm and Kevin Bacon last night at the Emmys. Particularly enjoyed Jon presenting with Tina Fey. Full Story

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Edward Norton charms everyone

September 18, 2009 13:11:00 Posted at September 18, 2009 13:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was at TIFF for Leaves of Grass. And the word on him is that he can be difficult, surly, temperamental. But aside from Colin Firth, Edward Norton was the most well liked during the festival. Polite, considerate, he charmed everyone, he had time for fans, he was obliging, he never complained, he was patient, he was articulate, Michelle interviewed him at the junket and left with a crush – he has a sexy geek vibe about him that is incredibly attractive – and she was not alone. Full Story

Colin & Tom

September 17, 2009 15:59:51 Posted at September 17, 2009 15:59:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. These men. These suits. I love so much. Colin Firth was in the lobby the other day waiting to exit. I only saw him from behind at first. Noticed the suit. And the height. He is a tall, tall man. And he carries himself so beautifully it’s instantly recognisable. Stationed at the side entrance so as not to be mobbed by the throng outside, his publicist led him out to the sedan waiting to pick him up. Full Story

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Luck of the Irish for Neil Jordan’s Ondine

September 17, 2009 06:40:20 Posted at September 17, 2009 06:40:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

WRITTEN BY ALAN W. Last night, Jacek interrupted my Glee screening (party of one) to give me the low-down on my next assignment. Did you watch? Matthew Morrison singing Montell Jordan, Bel Biv Devoe, and Color Me Badd all in one episode? Enough said. Emily and I were both dancing in our living rooms. Full Story

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Colin throws down

September 14, 2009 10:48:17 Posted at September 14, 2009 10:48:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Saturday night, Colin Farrell’s Triage screened at TIFF and I was on the carpet for the arrival wearing a new dress. My Nanette Lepore pixel. Love it so much. Colin is at his best right now. His best is f-cking hot. Short hair, he has a tan, he’s fit, and when he talked to me he was in great spirits. Full Story

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Now For Your Viewing Pleasure…

September 14, 2009 09:40:02 Posted at September 14, 2009 09:40:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This oughta perk you up faster than Kanye can steal a microphone! It’s David Beckham adjusting himself! Followed by David Beckham shirtless! Isn’t he Delicious? Don’t you want to just run onto that field and help a boy out? Make sure he’s got everything in place? Alexis looked at these photos and amidst her drooling, managed to comment, “I am unable to deal with that intense brow line!” All in all, this makes for a fantastic start to the week in my books! Written by Alan WPhotos from Wenn.com Full Story

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Michael Caine & Clive Owen

September 14, 2009 08:06:53 Posted at September 14, 2009 08:06:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Grey Goose Soho House party on Saturday night was sick. The venue: a subway platform at Bay Station. Two trains with blue lit compartments lined each side of the platform and a long bar bordered one which, naturally, became my office for the evening. The event was in honour of Harry Brown, the new film starring Sir Michael Caine and Emily Mortimer (pictured here with Terry Gilliam) who is pregnant and due in January. Full Story

Staring at The Men Who Stare

September 8, 2009 09:41:00 Posted at September 8, 2009 09:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Goddamn George Clooney is a handsome motherf-cker. And the combination of Clooney with Ewan McGregor, both of them in shades with the wind whipping their hair, warrants his second post of the day. It’s The Men Who Stare At Goats photocall today in Venice. Clooney, as always, worked it for the press. Full Story

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