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Real Actors

August 18, 2009 07:12:40 Posted at August 18, 2009 07:12:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They f-ck my sh-t up. Here are Leonardo DiCaprio and Marion Cotillard yesterday in Paris shooting Inception. Obviously they’re lovers. Obviously they’re sharing a tender moment. Obviously he’s completely in love with her. Completely. Wants to marry her, wants to have babies with her, wants her to be Marion DiCaprio. Full Story

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Travelling with dad

August 13, 2009 09:29:00 Posted at August 13, 2009 09:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s something about a man holding his son’s hand, I’m a baby hater I love this visual. It started after Princess Diana died. And one day Prince Charles came out of the castle – in Scotland I think? At Balmoral? – holding Harry’s hand and he was 12 then, and they walked around looking at the flowers left at the gates, and it was heartbreaking seeing the little guy clutching his dad’s hand, and it’s been an indelible image in my mind, and obviously not the same thing at all but today David Beckham showed up at Heathrow, back to LA after playing in England’s 2-2 draw with Holland, with his first born at his side, already so grown up, all the makings of a beautiful boy, but still his dad’s little boy, and, well, my smutty black heart hasn’t exactly thawed out, and neither has my womb – hell no – but it’s a sweet picture all the same, non? Magic. Full Story

Leg lifts

August 11, 2009 16:03:11 Posted at August 11, 2009 16:03:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Becks. With the English team prepping for their friendly against Holland. Apparently he’s doing so against the wishes of the LA Galaxy. Whatever. He’s lifting up his leg. Why are we talking about anything else? Goddamn he’s hot. F-ck. The match goes tomorrow. Not sure if his wife will be in the stands. Full Story

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How to be gross

August 10, 2009 08:13:59 Posted at August 10, 2009 08:13:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ew! F-ck! Sick! Check out Ed Westwick shamef-cking the Teen Choice Awards last night… I can’t look at thisWithout dry heaving and yetI still cannot stop Lara and I have him in common. We send each other crude texts about him, texts I’d love to publish but the prudey ones among you would surely complain. Full Story

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Vampires flying

August 9, 2009 10:52:39 Posted at August 9, 2009 10:52:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hards are on high alert today. Several members of the cast, including Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, will be present, front and centre, at Teen Choice tonight. Given the intrigue lately surrounding Stewart and Pattinson’s rumoured romance, Twi-Hards are clutching their books to their bosoms extra tightly getting moist at the prospect of real life love between Bella and Edward. Full Story

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What Shia’s reading

August 6, 2009 16:32:26 Posted at August 6, 2009 16:32:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have had a lot of requests lately for Shia LaBeouf… He hit up a Borders today in LA and picked up some reading material. A book called “And Then the Roof Caved In: How Wall Street's Greed and Stupidity Brought Capitalism to Its Knees". As you know, Shia has been confirmed with Michael Douglas in the Wall Street sequel, Money Never Sleeps. Full Story

Good Morning!

August 6, 2009 07:00:29 Posted at August 6, 2009 07:00:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Isn’t it? Every day should start like this. Ryan Gosling in a sleeveless shirt on a bike and hot.as.f-ck. He was at the Silverlake Conservatory of Music yesterday with some friends and then sped away. Ryan of course has his own band Dead Man’s Bones. I’ve posted their video before I think…but just in case you missed, it’s worth another look. Full Story

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I needed you today

August 5, 2009 13:46:00 Posted at August 5, 2009 13:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And here you are. We have just left Whistler after an amazing 6 day holiday. If you ever want to stay here you should come to the Four Seasons. SO great for dogs. They were a bit short staffed though this visit. I’m sure they’d never make you wait though. I wouldn’t make you wait. So anyway, it’s a bit of a downer heading home after holiday, and now I’m blogging from the car getting motion sickness, feeling generally pissy, and then I saw you in your suit, shooting London Boulevard today, looking so f-cking great, and it’s much better now, thank you. Full Story

Eat, Pray, Hotness

August 5, 2009 08:45:40 Posted at August 5, 2009 08:45:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said yesterday, I don’t connect with the story. I am not wired that way. My heart is too black to sing or chant. But I might have to see this f-cking movie. For the hotness. Javier Bardem is in it too. And of course James Franco. Never really wanted to be an actress. Would totally be an actress if it meant shooting with James Franco and his arm casually looped across my shoulders. Full Story

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Today with glasses

August 4, 2009 12:54:49 Posted at August 4, 2009 12:54:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday’s Jackson Rathbone certainly kept you in the (Canadian) holiday spirit. Dorin has sent over some more from his 100 Monkeys show in Dallas the other day this time rocking the hat with a pair of thickrimmed glasses. Oh la JR. For CJ who loves him dearly – and for the Twilight fans who’ve sent me so many messages today trying to counterbalance the crazy: they want you to know that not ALL of them are barking. Full Story

James & Julia

August 4, 2009 08:31:22 Posted at August 4, 2009 08:31:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Somebody emailed me a couple of weeks ago calling Laura a shrew for blocking me from sitting on James Franco’s lap at Sundance at a couple of years ago. forwarded it to her. She was not amused. And now, since he’s my #1, I never want to talk to him ever again. Full Story

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