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Hair of the Ewan

June 22, 2009 10:59:55 Posted at June 22, 2009 10:59:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It doesn’t hit you until it’s too late. The vodka swirls. And a raging headache results the next morning. Just came from the studio to do a few voiceovers for the show. It was a sunglasses ON day. What helps? Hair of the Dog, they say? How about Hair of the Ewan? In Shanghai for the closing ceremony of the film festival, casual in chucks for the photo call and then dressed up and delicious with his wife on the red carpet. Full Story

Johnny Depp charms Chicago

June 19, 2009 07:23:09 Posted at June 19, 2009 07:23:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course he did. He’s Johnny Depp. And he’s wonderful. He was wonderful last night in Chicago at the premiere of Public Enemies with co-stars Christian Bale and a rather subdued Marion Cotillard. Christian, per usual, was with his beautiful wife Sibi. She’s even more so in person. Full Story

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Ewan makes it better

June 18, 2009 07:09:11 Posted at June 18, 2009 07:09:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If ever there was a day for some Ewan, this would be it. Ewan can help take away the memories – knee deep in stanky water with a plunger and not enough towels. Scourgify! This is Ewan working some really great hair at LAX with his wife en route for Hong Kong wearing the sh-t out of those jeans. Full Story

So what if he’s dumb?

June 17, 2009 13:25:00 Posted at June 17, 2009 13:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura wants me removed from the building. Because for the last several minutes I have been panting and moaning about holy f-cking hot man sh-t Jamie Dornan’s new CK ads with Eva Mendes. In her words: You need a towel and some time to yourself. Please. Do you know how many hours I have spent enduring her Robert Pattinson groans? Friendship is about fairness. Full Story

I Love You JGL

June 16, 2009 12:22:00 Posted at June 16, 2009 12:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it. Wanted to see (500) Days of Summer so badly. Full Story

TK got the part!

June 15, 2009 07:16:46 Posted at June 15, 2009 07:16:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I mentioned a couple of weeks ago – click here for the article - when I spoke to Taylor Kitsch at the Grey Goose party in Cannes, he was hoping for some good news. He’d just come from LA, auditioned for what he called was something “HUGE”, and he didn’t want to say more because he was worried about jinxing which is why I wrote last time that he needs your good vibes… And your good vibes, they worked! Taylor Kitsch has been confirmed Full Story

Why aren’t you in your underwear?

June 11, 2009 07:06:05 Posted at June 11, 2009 07:06:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, he and his wife are the spokesbodies for the Armani underwear line. David Beckham played for England and enjoyed a 6-0 win yesterday over Andorra and today showed up at Selfridges for an in-store appearance to promote the brand and unveil a new ad. F-ck he is hot. With and without clothes. Full Story

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Can I be your hag?

June 8, 2009 06:17:46 Posted at June 8, 2009 06:17:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

NPH f-cking killed last night. Even in his shiny suit. Even though they could only afford one suit for him. He should host everything. This show could not be gayerIf Liza was named mayorAnd Elton John took flight…. Love him SO much. Here are a few photos of Neil Patrick Harris on stage and on the carpet with his boyfriend David Burtka. Full Story

Eminem on Bruno and Jimmy

June 5, 2009 09:48:53 Posted at June 5, 2009 09:48:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He admitted the entire thing with Bruno at the Movie Awards was staged. Obviously. Which means he knew Sacha would be rubbing his balls in his face. Amazing. But… why the full disclosure? Kind sucked the fun away. Anyway, it appears Eminem has emerged from a dark 3 years with a better sense of humour. Full Story

James bails

June 5, 2009 08:13:56 Posted at June 5, 2009 08:13:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was supposed to speak at the UCLA College of Letters and Science commencement ceremony on June 12. Remember when it was originally announced, some of the students got all pissy pants and started a petition trying to have him removed because they felt ripped off – what words of wisdom could James Franco possibly pass on? It’s no longer a sticking point. Full Story