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So what if he’s dumb?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 13:25:00 June 17, 2009 13:25:00

Laura wants me removed from the building. Because for the last several minutes I have been panting and moaning about holy f-cking hot man sh-t Jamie Dornan’s new CK ads with Eva Mendes. In her words: You need a towel and some time to yourself. Please. Do you know how many hours I have spent enduring her Robert Pattinson groans? Friendship is about fairness. Full Story

I Love You JGL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 12:22:00 June 16, 2009 12:22:00

Loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it. Wanted to see (500) Days of Summer so badly. Full Story

TK got the part!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 07:16:46 June 15, 2009 07:16:46

As I mentioned a couple of weeks ago – click here for the article - when I spoke to Taylor Kitsch at the Grey Goose party in Cannes, he was hoping for some good news. He’d just come from LA, auditioned for what he called was something “HUGE”, and he didn’t want to say more because he was worried about jinxing which is why I wrote last time that he needs your good vibes… And your good vibes, they worked! Taylor Kitsch has been confirmed Full Story

Why aren’t you in your underwear?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2009 07:06:05 June 11, 2009 07:06:05

As you know, he and his wife are the spokesbodies for the Armani underwear line. David Beckham played for England and enjoyed a 6-0 win yesterday over Andorra and today showed up at Selfridges for an in-store appearance to promote the brand and unveil a new ad. F-ck he is hot. With and without clothes. Full Story

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Can I be your hag?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 06:17:46 June 8, 2009 06:17:46

NPH f-cking killed last night. Even in his shiny suit. Even though they could only afford one suit for him. He should host everything. This show could not be gayerIf Liza was named mayorAnd Elton John took flight…. Love him SO much. Here are a few photos of Neil Patrick Harris on stage and on the carpet with his boyfriend David Burtka. Full Story

Eminem on Bruno and Jimmy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 09:48:53 June 5, 2009 09:48:53

He admitted the entire thing with Bruno at the Movie Awards was staged. Obviously. Which means he knew Sacha would be rubbing his balls in his face. Amazing. But… why the full disclosure? Kind sucked the fun away. Anyway, it appears Eminem has emerged from a dark 3 years with a better sense of humour. Full Story

James bails

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 08:13:56 June 5, 2009 08:13:56

He was supposed to speak at the UCLA College of Letters and Science commencement ceremony on June 12. Remember when it was originally announced, some of the students got all pissy pants and started a petition trying to have him removed because they felt ripped off – what words of wisdom could James Franco possibly pass on? It’s no longer a sticking point. Full Story

He’s getting papped now!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 09:28:12 June 3, 2009 09:28:12

These are not the best photos of Taylor Kitsch. The combination of beard and the way his hair is flipped out at the sides… I can’t defend it. At least he doesn’t care though. At least it’s not planned that way. But how proud are we that he’s getting papped at LAX? Yesterday, TK on his way out. Full Story

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Brad and Sugar Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 08:53:26 June 1, 2009 08:53:26

This should have been the awards show that was telecast live instead of that Kids’ Choice MTV f-ckery last night. It’s Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and director David Fincher celebrating Fight Club as the recipient of a coolest sh-t hall of fame award. Or something. At the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards on Saturday. Full Story

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Hot Harry and the Queen’s English

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 07:44:51 June 1, 2009 07:44:51

Hot Harry on a Horse quivered all the loins in New York this weekend at his charity polo match and managed not to f-ck up.He was however, as you’d expect, kept on a very tight leash. Hot Harry did find time though to chat with Matt Lauer for The Today Show. The interview aired this morning and right off the top, Harry acknowledged the “accommodatingness” of the American people. Full Story

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