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Why aren’t you in your underwear?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2009 07:06:05 June 11, 2009 07:06:05

As you know, he and his wife are the spokesbodies for the Armani underwear line. David Beckham played for England and enjoyed a 6-0 win yesterday over Andorra and today showed up at Selfridges for an in-store appearance to promote the brand and unveil a new ad. F-ck he is hot. With and without clothes. Full Story

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Can I be your hag?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 06:17:46 June 8, 2009 06:17:46

NPH f-cking killed last night. Even in his shiny suit. Even though they could only afford one suit for him. He should host everything. This show could not be gayerIf Liza was named mayorAnd Elton John took flight…. Love him SO much. Here are a few photos of Neil Patrick Harris on stage and on the carpet with his boyfriend David Burtka. Full Story

Eminem on Bruno and Jimmy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 09:48:53 June 5, 2009 09:48:53

He admitted the entire thing with Bruno at the Movie Awards was staged. Obviously. Which means he knew Sacha would be rubbing his balls in his face. Amazing. But… why the full disclosure? Kind sucked the fun away. Anyway, it appears Eminem has emerged from a dark 3 years with a better sense of humour. Full Story

James bails

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 08:13:56 June 5, 2009 08:13:56

He was supposed to speak at the UCLA College of Letters and Science commencement ceremony on June 12. Remember when it was originally announced, some of the students got all pissy pants and started a petition trying to have him removed because they felt ripped off – what words of wisdom could James Franco possibly pass on? It’s no longer a sticking point. Full Story

He’s getting papped now!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 09:28:12 June 3, 2009 09:28:12

These are not the best photos of Taylor Kitsch. The combination of beard and the way his hair is flipped out at the sides… I can’t defend it. At least he doesn’t care though. At least it’s not planned that way. But how proud are we that he’s getting papped at LAX? Yesterday, TK on his way out. Full Story

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Brad and Sugar Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 08:53:26 June 1, 2009 08:53:26

This should have been the awards show that was telecast live instead of that Kids’ Choice MTV f-ckery last night. It’s Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and director David Fincher celebrating Fight Club as the recipient of a coolest sh-t hall of fame award. Or something. At the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards on Saturday. Full Story

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Hot Harry and the Queen’s English

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 07:44:51 June 1, 2009 07:44:51

Hot Harry on a Horse quivered all the loins in New York this weekend at his charity polo match and managed not to f-ck up.He was however, as you’d expect, kept on a very tight leash. Hot Harry did find time though to chat with Matt Lauer for The Today Show. The interview aired this morning and right off the top, Harry acknowledged the “accommodatingness” of the American people. Full Story

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Some Hugh for Marina and Daniel Craig’s daughter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 15:45:00 May 27, 2009 15:45:00

A request today from a reader called Marina who’s having a super sucky week and is in need of some Hugh Jackman. Here you go...sending you a hug. And some Hugh. Hugh just back from Mexico for the rescheduled Wolverine premiere, back to be with his son, out and about in NYC. And some loin explosion was delivered courtesy the New York Post just this morning: Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig to star on Broadway together Full Story

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Bradley Cooper’s eyes...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 11:55:52 May 27, 2009 11:55:52

Can f-ck. He came to our building yesterday in Toronto for an interview with Much. I’m in Vancouver. Balls! Always miss the good ones! My colleagues however provided the play-by-play. First of all, he has a university degree. In English. Please. My zipper’s half way down. And he’s articulate. Full Story

Get me to New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2009 07:47:29 May 21, 2009 07:47:29

Ryan Gosling. Why can’t it be Ryan Gosling shooting in Vancouver for months on end? Have just squandered 15 minutes of valuable blogging time mooning over these photos – Ryan and Michelle Williams in New York shooting a tender kiss scene in My Blue Valentine. The way he’s grabbing her chin like that? He did this with Rachel McAdams in the Notebook too… A generation of McGoslings was born. Full Story

Brad in the morning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 06:52:00 May 20, 2009 06:52:00

A fried rice day indeed. The press screening was at 8:30am. Here’s how it works: thousands of journalists are accredited every year for the Cannes Film Festival. We’re able to view films at scheduled press screening times but only on a first come first serve basis colour coded by badge. For the more popular films, queuing early is critical, even if your badge is one of the higher levels. Full Story

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