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Canadians in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 02:17:00 May 18, 2009 02:17:00

Saturday night, Grey Goose party at the Chateau de la Napoule. A real chateau. Not some fake Adrien Brody upstate New York cheese ass girlfriend sh-t. Legit French chateau, spectacular setting. Grey Goose parties are the best. If you ever get invited to one, put aside everything and go. Be like Tara Reid and book on points. Full Story

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Terminator Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 07:44:57 May 15, 2009 07:44:57

Premiere of Terminator Salvation last night: Eric Dane, Christian Bale with wife Sibi, and rising star, also soon to be a member of my Freebie Five – meet Sam Worthington. They say he’s next. They say it is his year. Because after going head to head with Bale in Salvation, Sam will front the highly anticipated Avatar from James Cameron due for a holiday 2009 release. Full Story

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DDL and the Ladies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 06:52:07 May 14, 2009 06:52:07

George Clooney knows it. If Daniel Day Lewis is in the running for an Oscar, everyone else can pretty much take the night off. From the looks of the new Nine trailer, he’s assured of at least a nomination next awards season. DDL stepped into the role originally confirmed for Javier Bardem who dropped out due to exhaustion. Full Story

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MTV Kings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 14:13:51 May 13, 2009 14:13:51

!!!!!!!!!! It was announced today that Kings of Leon will perform for the first time on MTV at the Movie Awards. For sure Caleb’s voice will hold up much better than Chris Martin’s last year. Ugh. Do you remember that? Like, quit jumping around if you can’t sing and jump at the same time. Full Story

Ewan in the morning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 08:38:30 May 13, 2009 08:38:30

At Regis & Kelly and Good Morning America today in New York promoting Angels & Demons which hits theatres this week. So far Angels has not been as controversial as Da Vinci. Not even close. And while it hasn’t received great reviews, critics have been kinder to it than its predecessor. We can all probably agree – the Da Vinci movie sucked so much sh-t. Full Story

Daddy time after work time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 06:33:55 May 12, 2009 06:33:55

He’s done all he can, travelled the world enthusiastically for Wolverine, and so far the film has met expectations financially. Initially thought the sightings would dry up. But now that he’s living in New York, obviously not the case. And many of you do not mind at all. Check out beautiful Hugh Jackman with his wife and daughter out and about yesterday. Full Story

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My #1, Mark Darcy, and the Shamef-ck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 08:31:21 May 11, 2009 08:31:21

Have no idea what value Ed Westwick would have added to the White House Correspondents’ dinner. Well, actually, he seems like he’d be a great table conversationalist. More interesting at least than the insufferably sanctimonious Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Or Chace Crawford’s bangs. Full Story

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Why can’t it be Taylor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 08:43:48 May 7, 2009 08:43:48

Ryan Reynolds is getting his own X-Men Deadpool spinoff. Ugh. Why can’t it be Taylor Kitsch? Taylor only attended ONE Wolverine carpet – the big splash in Tempe, Arizona. Likely because he’s busy shooting in South Africa. Good for him, sucky asses for us. You all quickly came to his defence last week when I called him wee, arguing that of course he’d look wee next to Hugh Jackman and Reynolds. Full Story

Enjoy while it lasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:23:00 May 7, 2009 07:23:00

Hugh Jackman in Rio, hot and sweet with fans, in great spirits as usual, still promoting Wolverine. Time’s ticking, he’s pretty much checked off everywhere in the world, except for Mexico, which means the Hugh sightings will dry up soon. Enjoy it while it lasts. Am curious to see how much Wolverine drops off at the box office this weekend against Star Trek. Full Story

Bradley Cooper, superhero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 08:25:44 May 6, 2009 08:25:44

Yes! Word is, The Hangover is good. I wrote about it in relation to Bradley Cooper yesterday – click here for a refresher. Studio executives are hoping The Hangover will make Bradley Cooper the next Vince Vaughn – a funny hot guy who hopefully won’t get boring, bloated, and date Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

I’ll watch with you…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2009 14:15:06 May 5, 2009 14:15:06

But you’re probably not watching alone. I know this because I saw photos of you the other day with an attractive girl, holding hands but separating when you realised you were being papped. This troubles you but you are papped so infrequently, I cannot honestly say that I’m sorry about seeing the pictures. Full Story