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Hot, quiver-inducing celebrities.

SAG Best Couple: Sean Penn

January 26, 2009 07:24:00 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Forget Robin’s saggy sateeny dress. It’s unflattering yes. But they look great together. Whatever holds it together. And it’s HIM. Sean Penn is all sex. There was never a question as to why he’s the love of Madonna’s life. Of course he was. The danger. The attitude. The artist. Full Story

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SAG Ladies and Ralph: Meryl, Susan, Kristin

January 26, 2009 06:56:30 Posted at January 26, 2009 06:56:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Awards season means the likes of Lauren Conrad are shoved to the side…have you noticed? It’s time for real stars, real celebrity, so f-ck off reality twats because Meryl Streep has just won a SAG. Wearing a pantsuit. Heh. Love that Meryl is never super appreciative. That she doesn’t have to be. Full Story

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Inauguration with his Situation

January 21, 2009 08:00:00 Posted at January 21, 2009 08:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have mentioned this before, I think: my thing for T.I. He’s hot. And he looked hot at one of the balls last night enjoying his last days of freedom with his “Situation” before reporting for his yearlong prison sentence. They have 2 children, have been together forever, and she goes by Tiny. Full Story

Making up for sh-t on the sidewalk

January 19, 2009 07:05:41 Posted at January 19, 2009 07:05:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thankfully, for every five useless f-cks at Sundance, there is a Ewan McGregor. It takes away the sting.I want. I die. Oh Ewan. He brought his quiver to the festival to promote I Love You Philip Morris with Jim Carrey, the true story of a Texas conman who broke out of prison 4 times. Ewan plays the love of his life Philip Morris. Full Story

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Bond the driver

January 14, 2009 11:24:00 Posted at January 14, 2009 11:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Daniel Craig appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night – he arrived looking like a professional driver. And he looks great in his jaunty little cap and skinny (ish) tie. Daniel is making the rounds to promote Defiance. Did you watch last night? Sigh. His manly business was the hottest. Full Story

What are you doing on Friday?

January 13, 2009 11:22:00 Posted at January 13, 2009 11:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

WAIT. Don’t skip this. Just a few short thoughts before you click away: It’s not about football. It’s about relationships. And family. And great television. So what’s the problem??? January 16th is Friday Night. Hell yeah. Season 3. Friday Night Lights. It’s back! On NBC in the US and in Canada for those of you who’ve been asking – Global at 9pm. Full Story

Globes Best: Colin Farrell

January 12, 2009 10:39:40 Posted at January 12, 2009 10:39:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hemisphere. Like, please. Who would have thought the word hemisphere would set off such loin rubbing fury across the universe? It was a great surprise for Colin Farrell last night. And still he spoke so eloquently, so spontaneously. Hot AND articulate. How can this not bring the quiver? Also – a man who can have a laugh at his own expense. Full Story

Globes Best Presenter: Johnny Depp

January 12, 2009 09:39:47 Posted at January 12, 2009 09:39:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Take a moment to enjoy him. … … No surprise, he did not walk the carpet. Contrary to most of his peers, he won’t seek the attention unless absolutely forced to. This is why candids of Johnny Depp are so hard to come by. Ask the paps. It’s almost impossible to track JD. And it’s not like they don’t try. Full Story

RDJ Vogue

January 9, 2009 14:24:52 Posted at January 9, 2009 14:24:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check it – April issue of Men’s Vogue. RDJ on the cover. Yeah baby. He’ll be at the Globes on Sunday too. Nominated for Tropic Thunder for Best Supporting Actor going head to head again the GMD. Have you seen Tropic Thunder? Loved Tropic Thunder. And he was f-cking hilarious in Tropic Thunder. Full Story

Baby, who’s your date?

January 9, 2009 12:01:51 Posted at January 9, 2009 12:01:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It could be me if you need one. For the Globes on Sunday. You said you were chuffed about your nomination and I was equally for you. This must be why you’re in LA. And looking perfect. The leather jacket is perfect. The pants fit you perfectly. Your gait, your no nonsense expression, perfect. The clingy tee you’re wearing underneath…it’s a good thing I can’t see it. Full Story

For your consideration

January 9, 2009 08:41:28 Posted at January 9, 2009 08:41:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have never felt strongly either way about Aaron Eckhart. He can be a dick but nothing that distinguishes him from the pack, and a few years back at TIFF, Elle Macpherson tried to maul him and he was like – um, I’ll take a pass because your ferocious lioness play is freakin’ me out… which for some can be interpreted as a little limp. Full Story

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