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Globes Best Presenter: Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 09:39:47 January 12, 2009 09:39:47

Take a moment to enjoy him. … … No surprise, he did not walk the carpet. Contrary to most of his peers, he won’t seek the attention unless absolutely forced to. This is why candids of Johnny Depp are so hard to come by. Ask the paps. It’s almost impossible to track JD. And it’s not like they don’t try. Full Story

RDJ Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2009 14:24:52 January 9, 2009 14:24:52

Check it – April issue of Men’s Vogue. RDJ on the cover. Yeah baby. He’ll be at the Globes on Sunday too. Nominated for Tropic Thunder for Best Supporting Actor going head to head again the GMD. Have you seen Tropic Thunder? Loved Tropic Thunder. And he was f-cking hilarious in Tropic Thunder. Full Story

Baby, who’s your date?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2009 12:01:51 January 9, 2009 12:01:51

It could be me if you need one. For the Globes on Sunday. You said you were chuffed about your nomination and I was equally for you. This must be why you’re in LA. And looking perfect. The leather jacket is perfect. The pants fit you perfectly. Your gait, your no nonsense expression, perfect. The clingy tee you’re wearing underneath…it’s a good thing I can’t see it. Full Story

For your consideration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2009 08:41:28 January 9, 2009 08:41:28

Have never felt strongly either way about Aaron Eckhart. He can be a dick but nothing that distinguishes him from the pack, and a few years back at TIFF, Elle Macpherson tried to maul him and he was like – um, I’ll take a pass because your ferocious lioness play is freakin’ me out… which for some can be interpreted as a little limp. Full Story

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Defiant triple yum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 14:35:00 January 6, 2009 14:35:00

At the premiere of Defiance tonight in London – Daniel Craig, fresh off his sunny holiday with Satsuki on the beach, looking rested and tan and as usual filling out his suit beautifully. But also new dad for the second time Liev Schreiber – am a fan – and Jamie Bell too. Love Jamie Bell. Full Story

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Wear that leather jacket…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 15:13:03 January 5, 2009 15:13:03

Wear it, Hugh. Wear the sh-t out of that leather jacket, oh yeah. While the sight of Taylor Kitsch in his boxers certainly gets me swoony, my lady business has always reacted more quickly to a man well clothed, his gait in his a great pair of pants, his hands in the pockets of a perfectly cut tuxedo. Full Story

No break for Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2009 08:43:24 January 2, 2009 08:43:24

He’s training with his winter team AC Milan in Dubai, working his ass off, apparently determined to prove that even though he took off for the money in American, he can still cut it in Europe. Well… The British press, because they love to hate his wife and therefore him by extension, claim he’s having a rough go. Full Story

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Topless Hot Harry hugs Chelsy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 11:51:42 December 29, 2008 11:51:42

Oh. Jealous. To be young, super rich, super blonde, super connected, and somehow keeping Hot Harry on a Horse more or less committed after all these years. What’s a skanky bar girl or two in Calgary? Chelsy’s eye is on a bigger prize. As mentioned earlier, they are in Mauritius and these photos, oh la these photos. Full Story

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Flavour of a French man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 09:02:05 December 29, 2008 09:02:05

Oh yeah. Ah oui! Guillaume Canet making it easy to fall in love with him on the cover of French GQ. They’re projecting he can conquer America too, like his girlfriend Marion Cotillard, the most perfect couple ever. Guillaume just wrapped Last Night, shot in New York, with Keira Knightley and Eva Mendes and his next release in France is called Espion(s) scheduled for January. Full Story

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The back of Hot Harry’s neck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 06:49:00 December 29, 2008 06:49:00

Looks delicious. Here’s Hot Harry not on his horse enjoying some down time (can you call it down time for a prince?) with Chelsy Davy on Mauritius Island. Something about the way he’s lounging in the sun, in a t-shirt, and his neck, probably smelling like fresh laundry and salt water… like if you were waiting on his table, wouldn’t you lean in for a nip? Anyway, Harry attended Christmas mass with his family before jetting off on holz. Full Story

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Bond at the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 06:42:12 December 29, 2008 06:42:12

Yum. Daniel Craig is spending the holidays in St Barts with Satsuki Mitchell and her killer body and also a large group of their friends. Wonder if the trip’s on him? If I had his Bond money, I’d totally whisk all my girls and away on vacation. But maybe not their children. Daniel is a better person than me. Full Story

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