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Weekend Ewan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 11:32:09 November 14, 2008 11:32:09

Last night. Out in Hollywood. I don’t need to embellish this post with distracting words, do I? But just one detail, to heighten the arousal… Ewan is supposed to star with Daniel Craig in a movie called I, Lucifer. Carry on. Photos from Flynetonline.com Full Story

Hot Hugh for a Lifetime

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 06:49:47 November 11, 2008 06:49:47

Needless to say, next to the frozen Gran, Hugh Jackman on Oprah was extra… ALIVE. A virile, smoldering, real man of a man. Damn! Thought all night about putting him on the Freebie Five but like Johnny Depp, why would you want Hugh Jackman for just one night? He’s not Freebie Five material. Full Story

Hot Hugh and the Old Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 09:29:33 November 10, 2008 09:29:33

Catherine Zeta Jones claims she’s only 39, younger than Sharon Stone. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Believe her? Everyone is younger than Gran. But Sharon and Zeta must be at least the same age, non? Here’s Zeta with that hot beast Hugh Jackman last night at a fundraiser. She’d lie through her teeth and tell you otherwise but Hugh compared to that geriatric fart she married? No wonder she’s looking a little flushed. Full Story

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Seth writes, is hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 09:39:52 November 5, 2008 09:39:52

Nothing sexier than a sense of humour. And a smart dude. Seth Meyers – funny, sharp, writes, love. My friend Michelle and I discovered a while ago that we have the same man taste. It started with Seth. Then it was Troy Dyer. Now it’s back to Seth. Seth appeared on The View Monday, was asked about SNL’s stellar season so far thanks to election interest and his approach to writing the sketches. Full Story

Oh baby, when you`re in uniform…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 12:42:27 November 4, 2008 12:42:27

Dear Your Hot Majesty on a Horse, Can I call you that? Love it when you dress up like Army Man. Red and green go so good together. So great that you’re embracing your duties – launching today The Khumbu Challenge adventure training expedition for wounded Service personnel to the base of Mount Everest. Full Story

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The Irishman with a cinched waist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 13:13:03 October 28, 2008 13:13:03

Duana’s Irish so she likes ‘em Irish. I’m a horny bitch so I like ‘em horny. Rarely do we share the same taste in boys but we find common ground in Colin Farrell. Hey baby, your waist is so small. Here he is today in Rome promoting Pride and Glory, all greased up and dirty, standing sex in roughed up boots, with a cheeky trilby placed just so, as ready for a 70 year old as he is for a young tart just made legal… All this and he’s not even talking. Full Story

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The New Cloon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 08:54:54 October 27, 2008 08:54:54

You’re right. Many of you have complained that I don’t give Mad Men enough love. True. I should. And many are even more upset that Jon Hamm isn’t allotted enough quiver space. Not that I dispute it if he’s yours but Jon Hamm isn’t my particular loin poison. However, after watching him host Saturday Night Live this weekend, one thing is for sure: there is finally an heir to George Clooney. Full Story

Roman Viggo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 06:24:37 October 27, 2008 06:24:37

Kick off a new week with a little Viggo delight. Here he is in Rome for the Rome International Film Festival promoting Appaloosa which was well received enough but for Renee Zellweger who, terribly miscast, spectacularly sucks it up snapface style. As always though, Viggo delivers a strong performance. Full Story

He’s close…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 16:42:00 October 22, 2008 16:42:00

But not close enough. This is for Laura – we miss you! And this is for you – Colin Firth tonight here at the London Film Festival screening of Genova. We were hoping he’d show up later at the Grey Goose Characters & Cocktails party but the best we had was some British race car driver called Jensen Button who sucks sh-t right now … Does it matter? Look at him. Full Story

Glitter MotherChucker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2008 08:58:45 October 21, 2008 08:58:45

Lara messaged me last night during Gossip Girl – apparently another wildly satisfying episode. GG is like porn for her. And nothing turns us on more than Blair and Chuck cruel intention-ing each other to the point of blue ball frustration. Gah! Can’t watch til Sunday! In the meantime, will just have to enjoy (shamefully) these new photos of Ed Westwick on set wearing a sequined tuxedo jacket which is actually less ridiculous than Ed Westwick in jeans tucked into his boots. Full Story

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