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The New Cloon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 08:54:54 October 27, 2008 08:54:54

You’re right. Many of you have complained that I don’t give Mad Men enough love. True. I should. And many are even more upset that Jon Hamm isn’t allotted enough quiver space. Not that I dispute it if he’s yours but Jon Hamm isn’t my particular loin poison. However, after watching him host Saturday Night Live this weekend, one thing is for sure: there is finally an heir to George Clooney. Full Story

Roman Viggo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 06:24:37 October 27, 2008 06:24:37

Kick off a new week with a little Viggo delight. Here he is in Rome for the Rome International Film Festival promoting Appaloosa which was well received enough but for Renee Zellweger who, terribly miscast, spectacularly sucks it up snapface style. As always though, Viggo delivers a strong performance. Full Story

He’s close…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 16:42:00 October 22, 2008 16:42:00

But not close enough. This is for Laura – we miss you! And this is for you – Colin Firth tonight here at the London Film Festival screening of Genova. We were hoping he’d show up later at the Grey Goose Characters & Cocktails party but the best we had was some British race car driver called Jensen Button who sucks sh-t right now … Does it matter? Look at him. Full Story

Glitter MotherChucker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2008 08:58:45 October 21, 2008 08:58:45

Lara messaged me last night during Gossip Girl – apparently another wildly satisfying episode. GG is like porn for her. And nothing turns us on more than Blair and Chuck cruel intention-ing each other to the point of blue ball frustration. Gah! Can’t watch til Sunday! In the meantime, will just have to enjoy (shamefully) these new photos of Ed Westwick on set wearing a sequined tuxedo jacket which is actually less ridiculous than Ed Westwick in jeans tucked into his boots. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse…on a motorbike!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 13:13:34 October 17, 2008 13:13:34

Vroom vroom…yum yum! It’s f&cking pouring here in Vancouver. It’ll pour here for the next 5 months. Am thankful for a little hot Harry to lift my soggy spirits. Hot Harry hopped on a bike today to participate in the Enduro Africa 2008 Motorcycle Rally to benefit UNICEF, Sentebale and the Nelson Mandela Children's Fund in South Africa. Full Story

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What it’s like to meet Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 12:40:06 October 17, 2008 12:40:06

I’ve been fortunate enough during my time with eTalk to have the opportunity to interview and observe celebrities, to exchange war stories with journalists, to have a glimpse at what it’s like behind the People Magazine bullsh-t…and as you’ve probably gleaned from this column, assy celebrity behaviour is not the exception but almost the rule, and more often than not, it’s not shocking when they’re dicky, but it is when they’re nice. Full Story

The bastard brings the quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 10:51:37 October 17, 2008 10:51:37

Damn. One of the first photos of Brad Pitt in costume in Inglorious Bastards as Aldo Raine, a rough son of a bitch who gets it done “hillbilly” styles and makes no apologies. Moistness! It’s the way he wears clothes, you know? And how he holds his body. There may be men who are prettier, or taller, and certainly there are much better actors, those who are more articulate more talented, ore persistent, more deserving… but even if you hate him, it’s also undeniable: Brad Pitt has had “IT” for 20 years. Full Story

Bond… coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 14:55:57 October 16, 2008 14:55:57

The Bond franchise has a significant fan base in Canada. As such, Daniel Craig and a few others from Quantum came to Canada for a quick day of media two weeks before the premiere in London. Daniel was supposedly not made available for an official photograph session but paps did catch him leaving the Hazelton Hotel in Yorkville en route to the airport… My friend Laura, who lives for him, as you can imagine she’s been waiting for today for a long, long time and eTalk was one of the outlets to secure an interview. Full Story

He tried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 10:09:23 October 16, 2008 10:09:23

And we quivered. My friend Duana was in Ireland recently for a family wedding. Being half Irish, she kinda has an Irish thing. And a Colin Farrell thing. So she’s been keening for Colin and this won’t help the ache… Because last night in New York at the Pride & Glory premiere, Colin Farrell actually tried. Full Story

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Try to breathe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 12:19:00 October 14, 2008 12:19:00

I’m warning you. If you are operating machinery, if you are holding your baby, if you are prone to swooning, you need to gird yourself, girls and gays… Because this man. OMFG this man. It’s Colin Farrell at a presser for Pride & Glory. Sweet mother nature of all loins, you are dead inside if you aren’t quivering in your secret places. Full Story

Madge & the MotherChucker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 08:16:42 October 14, 2008 08:16:42

Yesterday’s Gossip Girl should have been called the Cleavage Episode. Boobs everywhere! And Chuck in those ridiculous pants with green socks! Love. This is my shamef*cker motherchucker at the Filth & Wisdom premiere last night with his nasty ass turned out feet that always fill me with a bewildering mixture of disgust and longing. Full Story