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Hot, quiver-inducing celebrities.

Maybe not with red lips

September 29, 2008 13:56:06 Posted at September 29, 2008 13:56:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just wrote last week about Jennifer Lopez’s open-mouth pose and how it makes my life. Should that be qualified by saying but maybe not with red lips? JLo was at Macy’s today – what’s with Macy’s lately!? – to launch her new fragrance “Deseo For Men”. You’ll note the dude she uses in the ad with her is not her own husband. Full Story

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The Heel-less Posh

September 29, 2008 06:31:24 Posted at September 29, 2008 06:31:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Always entertaining, the Beckhams. Always better together than they are apart. Love. Them. And you are not seeing things. Here are Victoria and David in NYC at Macy’s on Friday promoting their new fragrance Signature. She is wearing thigh high boots, 5 and a half inches… without a heel. Full Story

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Ewan loves the gays

September 25, 2008 10:09:21 Posted at September 25, 2008 10:09:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And we love him for it! Among other things… Ewan showed up at the Outfest 2008 Legacy Awards last night in West Hollywood looking sharp and a little dirty and as always, a hint of horny in his eyes. But not horny like ball scratchy hormone horny, any time anywhere club dude grunting on top of you with beer breath horny, but horny like let’s laugh all night and try on each other’s clothes and have a five minute argument and make up in bed wake up two weeks later, say goodbye and remember it forever horny. Full Story

The Dark Knight after the storm

September 22, 2008 09:58:02 Posted at September 22, 2008 09:58:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Few celebrities come out the other end of a family scandal relatively unscathed. Christian Bale however has managed to accomplish just that. Quietly, with dignity, without sitting down opposite Barbara Walters wailing his balls off, or allowing his publicist to leak gratuitous stories in his favour. Rather, Bale put his head down, set his jaw, and let the storm pass, even though the tabloid press was all over him for weeks, baiting him, questioning his on-set conduct, his relationship with his wife, Christian Bale kept his cool and now it’s blown over, with him on the right side completely exonerated. Full Story

Becks plays...

September 22, 2008 08:23:33 Posted at September 22, 2008 08:23:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seems like it’s been forever since we’ve seen David Beckham playing soccer, doing his job. After a long absence, he was back this weekend with the LA Galaxy as Posh cheered on with Eva Longoria Parker. The lines in his face – they’re deeper, more pronounced the last couple of years, non? He is beautiful, quivering, always, still, but the age is unmistakable. Full Story

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Best Emmy Couple: Neil Patrick Harris

September 22, 2008 07:16:52 Posted at September 22, 2008 07:16:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never mind that his boyfriend looks like a young waxy gay Val Kilmer. It’s not important. What’s important is that NPH is the hotness. And I want him. So poised, so self assured, so damn sexy in his confidence, such an inspiration for Zac Efron when he finally realises what he’s missing. Full Story

Strolling with Sherlock

September 18, 2008 12:30:00 Posted at September 18, 2008 12:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He will be shooting Sherlock Holmes with Guy Ritchie so as you can see RDJ is getting acquainted with London, out for a stroll today with a young woman, not his wife, though presumably not smutty either. Iron Man the DVD will be released by the end of the month. Pre-orders are said to be healthy… especially since the extras are reportedly kick ass. Full Story

Hot Viggo at the airport

September 16, 2008 09:47:52 Posted at September 16, 2008 09:47:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where’s his Habs shirt? Viggo Mortensen is an unabashed Montreal Canadians fan. During TIFF he was seen wearing his Habs gear all around town. Unfortunately for Habs fans, he went with a different shirt yesterday arriving in LA from France. And while Viggo isn’t my brand of quiver - not feeling his pants - I can totally appreciate how he might be yours. Full Story

Stay away from him

September 16, 2008 06:58:04 Posted at September 16, 2008 06:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

London does a body good. And Josh Hartnett in London is looking hotter and hotter and hotter. Damn. Here he is last night leaving Bungalow 8 – beautiful, stylish, great new hair cut, well fit jeans… and a taste of Mischa Barton? Ugh. She has no job. She now has no boyfriend. She has no prospects on either front, she’s taken to London for fashion week and last night tried desperately to catch Josh’s eye. Full Story

Chuck Bass is looking at you

September 12, 2008 15:05:00 Posted at September 12, 2008 15:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That squint. Those naughty eyes. Don’t even mind the v neck smarm… This is for Ms E, who always emails mid-quiver at new Ed Westwick photos. Never a better time than on a Friday afternoon with still a long night ahead. Ed was shooting Gossip Girl today in New York as the show’s numbers remain steady while Anorexic 90210 plummeted in week 2. Full Story