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Thankful for Hot Harry on a Horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 07:46:53 October 13, 2008 07:46:53

Hot Harry and his Chelsy Davy went out for dinner the other night and the British press were making a big deal about how they feasted on monkeys swinging from trees and other exotic dishes…or some sh*t like that. I prefer to make a big deal about the fact that Hot Harry looks debloated and I wonder if those foods were aphrodisiacs and I could totally see them mauling each other like two wildcats in the jungle. Full Story

Thankful for Hugh Jackman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 07:17:56 October 13, 2008 07:17:56

He turned 40 the other day. 40 looks damn good. Here he is with his family at Bronte Beach, playing with the kids, hanging out with his wife, enjoying some lemonade in the sunshine. He’s the hotness, non? Love.Him. And love even more than he doesn’t have a Hollywood Wife. It makes your fantasies possible, you see? Because Hugh Jackson really could love an ordinary woman. Full Story

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Hey Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 17:45:00 October 10, 2008 17:45:00

Don’t run away… It’s been ages. Your hair’s long again… I like it. In fact, I like everything about you today. The way you wear your hat, the way you wear your pants, especially your pants, but you're still too skinny, darling.  It hurts me when you're starving. Full Story

Halle’s sexy sh*ts and giggles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 07:25:00 October 8, 2008 07:25:00

She’s been named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Word. Not even the Jolie could argue with that. With the help of writer Tom Chiarella, Halle Berry wrote her own article of acceptance for the honour – a candid and entertaining and a tad too “Oprah-y” piece about what turns her on and how she defines sexy. Full Story

Carpet Porn came next

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 08:43:32 October 5, 2008 08:43:32

Here they are, the Brange on the carpet … How ridiculously sick are they together? Sick! They both worked autographs and did the fan thing first for almost half an hour, smiling to everyone, chatting with their hardcore public, and impressing even a jaded New York crowd accustomed to seeing superstars. Full Story

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Sushi Porn came first

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 08:02:05 October 5, 2008 08:02:05

Oh there was porn, alright. There was Pitt Porn. And Pitt Porn is truly the best thing ever. Just ask the screaming fans who lined the street last night outside the Ziegfeld Theatre. They were not disappointed. Because Brad and Angelina brought their best brand of hotness to the carpet to promote The Changeling and sent everyone – from photographers to journalists to fans – swooning in the wake of their hotness. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse and Tom Ford?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 07:50:57 October 3, 2008 07:50:57

Once upon a time, it was Armani for men’s suits. These days… it’s all about Tom Ford. Just ask James Bond. Tom is Bond’s official tailor. And Daniel Craig is all over it: "It's really a crime - it makes me weep every time (I ruin a suit during filming). They are great suits. Full Story

The New Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 09:03:07 October 1, 2008 09:03:07

Softer, gentler, a little more grown up. Certainly Leonardo DiCaprio has his flaws and like most celebrities he can’t help but be a hypocrite on some level. At the very least though, as it relates to privacy and ulterior motives, unlike Shelf Ass and Pipsqueak, when Leo says he abhors the paps, he truly does abhor the paps. Full Story

Maybe not with red lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 13:56:06 September 29, 2008 13:56:06

Just wrote last week about Jennifer Lopez’s open-mouth pose and how it makes my life. Should that be qualified by saying but maybe not with red lips? JLo was at Macy’s today – what’s with Macy’s lately!? – to launch her new fragrance “Deseo For Men”. You’ll note the dude she uses in the ad with her is not her own husband. Full Story

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The Heel-less Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 06:31:24 September 29, 2008 06:31:24

Always entertaining, the Beckhams. Always better together than they are apart. Love. Them. And you are not seeing things. Here are Victoria and David in NYC at Macy’s on Friday promoting their new fragrance Signature. She is wearing thigh high boots, 5 and a half inches… without a heel. Full Story

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Ewan loves the gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 10:09:21 September 25, 2008 10:09:21

And we love him for it! Among other things… Ewan showed up at the Outfest 2008 Legacy Awards last night in West Hollywood looking sharp and a little dirty and as always, a hint of horny in his eyes. But not horny like ball scratchy hormone horny, any time anywhere club dude grunting on top of you with beer breath horny, but horny like let’s laugh all night and try on each other’s clothes and have a five minute argument and make up in bed wake up two weeks later, say goodbye and remember it forever horny. Full Story