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Carpet Porn came next

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 08:43:32 October 5, 2008 08:43:32

Here they are, the Brange on the carpet … How ridiculously sick are they together? Sick! They both worked autographs and did the fan thing first for almost half an hour, smiling to everyone, chatting with their hardcore public, and impressing even a jaded New York crowd accustomed to seeing superstars. Full Story

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Sushi Porn came first

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 08:02:05 October 5, 2008 08:02:05

Oh there was porn, alright. There was Pitt Porn. And Pitt Porn is truly the best thing ever. Just ask the screaming fans who lined the street last night outside the Ziegfeld Theatre. They were not disappointed. Because Brad and Angelina brought their best brand of hotness to the carpet to promote The Changeling and sent everyone – from photographers to journalists to fans – swooning in the wake of their hotness. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse and Tom Ford?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 07:50:57 October 3, 2008 07:50:57

Once upon a time, it was Armani for men’s suits. These days… it’s all about Tom Ford. Just ask James Bond. Tom is Bond’s official tailor. And Daniel Craig is all over it: "It's really a crime - it makes me weep every time (I ruin a suit during filming). They are great suits. Full Story

The New Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 09:03:07 October 1, 2008 09:03:07

Softer, gentler, a little more grown up. Certainly Leonardo DiCaprio has his flaws and like most celebrities he can’t help but be a hypocrite on some level. At the very least though, as it relates to privacy and ulterior motives, unlike Shelf Ass and Pipsqueak, when Leo says he abhors the paps, he truly does abhor the paps. Full Story

Maybe not with red lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 13:56:06 September 29, 2008 13:56:06

Just wrote last week about Jennifer Lopez’s open-mouth pose and how it makes my life. Should that be qualified by saying but maybe not with red lips? JLo was at Macy’s today – what’s with Macy’s lately!? – to launch her new fragrance “Deseo For Men”. You’ll note the dude she uses in the ad with her is not her own husband. Full Story

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The Heel-less Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 06:31:24 September 29, 2008 06:31:24

Always entertaining, the Beckhams. Always better together than they are apart. Love. Them. And you are not seeing things. Here are Victoria and David in NYC at Macy’s on Friday promoting their new fragrance Signature. She is wearing thigh high boots, 5 and a half inches… without a heel. Full Story

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Ewan loves the gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 10:09:21 September 25, 2008 10:09:21

And we love him for it! Among other things… Ewan showed up at the Outfest 2008 Legacy Awards last night in West Hollywood looking sharp and a little dirty and as always, a hint of horny in his eyes. But not horny like ball scratchy hormone horny, any time anywhere club dude grunting on top of you with beer breath horny, but horny like let’s laugh all night and try on each other’s clothes and have a five minute argument and make up in bed wake up two weeks later, say goodbye and remember it forever horny. Full Story

The Dark Knight after the storm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 09:58:02 September 22, 2008 09:58:02

Few celebrities come out the other end of a family scandal relatively unscathed. Christian Bale however has managed to accomplish just that. Quietly, with dignity, without sitting down opposite Barbara Walters wailing his balls off, or allowing his publicist to leak gratuitous stories in his favour. Rather, Bale put his head down, set his jaw, and let the storm pass, even though the tabloid press was all over him for weeks, baiting him, questioning his on-set conduct, his relationship with his wife, Christian Bale kept his cool and now it’s blown over, with him on the right side completely exonerated. Full Story

Becks plays...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 08:23:33 September 22, 2008 08:23:33

Seems like it’s been forever since we’ve seen David Beckham playing soccer, doing his job. After a long absence, he was back this weekend with the LA Galaxy as Posh cheered on with Eva Longoria Parker. The lines in his face – they’re deeper, more pronounced the last couple of years, non? He is beautiful, quivering, always, still, but the age is unmistakable. Full Story

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Best Emmy Couple: Neil Patrick Harris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 07:16:52 September 22, 2008 07:16:52

Never mind that his boyfriend looks like a young waxy gay Val Kilmer. It’s not important. What’s important is that NPH is the hotness. And I want him. So poised, so self assured, so damn sexy in his confidence, such an inspiration for Zac Efron when he finally realises what he’s missing. Full Story