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Johnny Wet & Sweaty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2008 06:29:37 September 2, 2008 06:29:37

While Granny Freeze and Madonna desperate try to hold back time with Botox, yoga, and thousand dollar elixirs, chainsmoking Johnny Depp somehow manages to stay exactly the same… It’s the genes. Quiver over your Lifetime Man, in Florida the other night reuniting with his band The Kids for a charity concert. Full Story

Michael and the kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 10:51:14 August 29, 2008 10:51:14

Was just about to go off Michael Phelps and then this – yesterday in New York, promoting the Visa Early Swimming Program for youth. Best of all, he has his clothes off and he’s wet. Gah! So much hotter to me with his cap on. Like his face is more chiselled. I also prefer when he has Fierce Face rather than Fame Face. Full Story

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Kyle sees David’s peepee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 16:03:09 August 27, 2008 16:03:09

Seems like radio in Australia is SO MUCH BETTER than radio in Canada. Or the US. Or even the UK. Hilarious interview on local station Down Under chronicling an evening at Villa when Kyle had a chance encounter with none other than David Beckham in the loo. You know that debate about whether or not Becks stuffed his undies in the Armani ads? And remember Victoria defending him by saying he doesn’t need to enhance because he’s hung like a pipe already? Well… according to Kyle, David Beckham is indeed naturally blessed with size. Full Story

But is he funny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 15:29:00 August 27, 2008 15:29:00

Don’t talk. Just swim. Right? He might have been my summer crush but I’m the first to admit that he’s not the most engaging interview. Not unlike Tiger Woods, actually. Full Story

Tom and Gisele: playdate on the field

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 11:22:28 August 27, 2008 11:22:28

Check it out – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen with his son John Edward enjoying a little family time on the field at Gillette Stadium today. The cutest. Earlier in the day, Tom trained with the Patriots – he’s yet to play in preseason because of that ankle, says he’ll be ready by Week 1 – and then joined his girl and his boy on the grass. Full Story

Voted Most Popular

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 06:57:00 August 27, 2008 06:57:00

Watching them together is like that, non? High school all over again. The two most popular boys, sauntering side by side down the hall, parting the crowds, smiling easily at their subjects, the most confident gait, never in a hurry, but not terribly slow, and always a secret conversation buzzing between them that you desperately, desperately want to hear. Full Story

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Jim kissing Ewan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 12:32:00 August 25, 2008 12:32:00

The first still from I Love You Philip Morris has been released. Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor leaning in for a hot smoldering kiss. You likey? The film is due out next year. And just because it’s Monday and we have a long week ahead, Ewan’s ad for Davidoff attached. Loins beware.  Full Story

Phelps Watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 11:54:57 August 25, 2008 11:54:57

Michael Phelps was in London yesterday at the official Olympic handover as part of a promotional tour. He appeared on stage in front of a reported 40,000 strong to answer the same questions he’s been asked now for over a week. I hear that before heading to England, Phelps spent 3 days in Vilamoura, Portugal relaxing with friends. Full Story

Don Cheadle anytime

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 10:31:45 August 22, 2008 10:31:45

Anytime. Don Cheadle with Guy Pearce? Please. It’s an automatic. Here they are last night in New York at the premiere of Traitor. Don has been in New York shooting Brooklyn’s Finest. He makes every movie better. Like Out of Sight. Remember Out of Sight? Remember Jennifer Lopez and George Clooney in Out of Sight? Has Jennifer Lopez made a good movie since Out of Sight? Don also has a film with Mos Def coming up. Full Story

The Matador vs The Magician

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 09:20:00 August 22, 2008 09:20:00

It was only 3 weeks ago when I condescendingly told my cousin Cat to get a handle on herself. She was losing her sh*t over an infant called Rafael Nadal, couldn’t stop texting me about his arms, his girlfriend, his loyalty, his sweetness. Obviously, Michael Phelps has now proven me a hypocrite. Full Story

The Essence of the Annual Summer Crush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 08:02:00 August 21, 2008 08:02:00

It happens every summer. Every summer I develop a sick ass crush – an embarrassing crush for a 15 year old let alone a woman about to turn 35. Like scripted daydreams. Like scripted detailed daydreams about how we meet, what we say to each other, what I’m wearing. Sometimes I change the outfits. Full Story