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Don Cheadle anytime

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 10:31:45 August 22, 2008 10:31:45

Anytime. Don Cheadle with Guy Pearce? Please. It’s an automatic. Here they are last night in New York at the premiere of Traitor. Don has been in New York shooting Brooklyn’s Finest. He makes every movie better. Like Out of Sight. Remember Out of Sight? Remember Jennifer Lopez and George Clooney in Out of Sight? Has Jennifer Lopez made a good movie since Out of Sight? Don also has a film with Mos Def coming up. Full Story

The Matador vs The Magician

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 09:20:00 August 22, 2008 09:20:00

It was only 3 weeks ago when I condescendingly told my cousin Cat to get a handle on herself. She was losing her sh*t over an infant called Rafael Nadal, couldn’t stop texting me about his arms, his girlfriend, his loyalty, his sweetness. Obviously, Michael Phelps has now proven me a hypocrite. Full Story

The Essence of the Annual Summer Crush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 08:02:00 August 21, 2008 08:02:00

It happens every summer. Every summer I develop a sick ass crush – an embarrassing crush for a 15 year old let alone a woman about to turn 35. Like scripted daydreams. Like scripted detailed daydreams about how we meet, what we say to each other, what I’m wearing. Sometimes I change the outfits. Full Story

Mos Quivering

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 09:48:24 August 11, 2008 09:48:24

Most definitely. Yum. Here’s Mos Def at the 2008 American Black Film Festival held at the Sofitel on Friday. That tell all book from his estranged wife was just published recently…you hear about that? Mos Def married some woman 3 or 4 days after meeting her in 2005. Rumoured to be a starf*cker type, allegedly counting many celebrities and star athletes on her resumé. Full Story

Not even The Dark Knight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 08:11:00 August 7, 2008 08:11:00

Is hotter than RDJ. He is on top of the world, and he is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone – like a weary prize fighter who’s battled his way back into the ring and will.not.leave. Love him so much. It’s a great interview and I won’t spoil it for you. But this quote at the end? This quote makes my life. Full Story

A Well Dressed Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2008 07:34:00 August 6, 2008 07:34:00

Love a man who dresses for dinner. Especially when that man is Clive Owen although this suit is remarkably similar to one he wore during filming of Duplicity with Julia Roberts. But I won’t complain. My man can barely be bothered to shower. Clive had dinner last night at Nobu Berkeley in London. Full Story

Snape’s New Brew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2008 11:05:08 August 5, 2008 11:05:08

Alan Rickman. That’s all. Actually wait… that’s not all. Because he’s promoting a movie. And it’s called Bottle Shock. And it’s about wine. California wine victorious over French wine – say what f&ck? Indeed. It was a true tale in 1976 and now they’ve made it into a movie that drops this Friday with the impossibly brilliant Alan Rickman in the lead. Full Story

Feeling Better?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2008 07:29:08 August 5, 2008 07:29:08

Javier Bardem dropped out of Nine just after winning the Oscar for Best Supporting actor this year citing “exhaustion” as the reason, making way for Daniel Day Lewis to step into the singing dancing role. It’ll be a trip. Can’t wait. Javy has been very low profile during his time off, as has his lover Penelope Cruz. Full Story

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Pineapple Bond

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 06:52:10 August 1, 2008 06:52:10

It’s not often that Daniel Craig shows up on a carpet that’s not his own…but there he was last night, at the LA premiere of Pineapple Express, with his Satsuki by his side, making love to every inch of that suit, in good spirits and causing a frenzy among the fans. F&ck he’s a sexy beast. Full Story

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I’ll have a Franco Pineapple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 10:33:57 July 31, 2008 10:33:57

January 2007 at Sundance. I interviewed James Franco for eTalk as he was at the festival to promote An American Crime. He looked clammy and tired, like cold cuts gone bad in your refrigerator, and stank of a pack of cigarettes smoked in 10 minutes. Full Story

Hot...but please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 09:55:03 July 31, 2008 09:55:03

This is Josh Hartnett last night leaving Soho House. Hot, right. But hot enough to be compared to Johnny Depp? Please. That’s blasphemy. Still...yes... Josh is definitely yum. Especially the way he wears his pants. And that hat. Could also totally see him with Kate Hudson for a couple of weeks before she gets bored of his unibrow. Full Story