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Feeling Better?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2008 07:29:08 August 5, 2008 07:29:08

Javier Bardem dropped out of Nine just after winning the Oscar for Best Supporting actor this year citing “exhaustion” as the reason, making way for Daniel Day Lewis to step into the singing dancing role. It’ll be a trip. Can’t wait. Javy has been very low profile during his time off, as has his lover Penelope Cruz. Full Story

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Pineapple Bond

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 06:52:10 August 1, 2008 06:52:10

It’s not often that Daniel Craig shows up on a carpet that’s not his own…but there he was last night, at the LA premiere of Pineapple Express, with his Satsuki by his side, making love to every inch of that suit, in good spirits and causing a frenzy among the fans. F&ck he’s a sexy beast. Full Story

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I’ll have a Franco Pineapple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 10:33:57 July 31, 2008 10:33:57

January 2007 at Sundance. I interviewed James Franco for eTalk as he was at the festival to promote An American Crime. He looked clammy and tired, like cold cuts gone bad in your refrigerator, and stank of a pack of cigarettes smoked in 10 minutes. Full Story

Hot...but please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 09:55:03 July 31, 2008 09:55:03

This is Josh Hartnett last night leaving Soho House. Hot, right. But hot enough to be compared to Johnny Depp? Please. That’s blasphemy. Still...yes... Josh is definitely yum. Especially the way he wears his pants. And that hat. Could also totally see him with Kate Hudson for a couple of weeks before she gets bored of his unibrow. Full Story

SamRo day and night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 05:56:54 July 23, 2008 05:56:54

Different city, same intensity… Lindsay was shooting all day on the set of Ugly Betty yesterday – Sam joined her in the afternoon and the two were inseparable until the evening, when they shared a late dinner before returning home to bed. Lilo and SamRo – so hot I can’t stand it. Full Story

All Star Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 07:05:05 July 21, 2008 07:05:05

David Beckham and the LA Galaxy played the New York Red Bulls this weekend – here’s the hotness warming up before the game, quivering me with his crazy cut arms. And the side view of Becks is second to none. I like the abs/ass combination. The slight bulge from each end… amazing. Heads up Toronto – he’ll be in town this week for the MLS All Star Game. Full Story

The Reign of The Dark Knight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 06:08:02 July 21, 2008 06:08:02

Officially the best opening weekend ever totalling over $150 million with many, many unable to buy tickets the first weekend…which means much, much more to come. To celebrate The Dark Knight’s victory, the Freebie 5 tribute will remain intact for one more day. And for your Monday morning quivering pleasure – Christian Bale, his wife, and their daughter leaving LA the other day, presumably headed for England to join his cast mates for the London premiere. Full Story

Is he in this one too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 13:08:23 July 16, 2008 13:08:23

Actually…he’s not. But it seems like he’s in every other movie, doesn’t it? Not complaining. Having said that, the one movie he SHOULD be in is still up in the air. Funding is apparently the obstacle. Here’s an idea: tell Mike Myers to shove his next film up his ass and make Arrested Development instead! Check out my honey Jason Bateman at the Step Brothers premiere last night with a little bit of grizzle and a smattering of freckles and no hair plugs and … why isn’t he on my Freebie Five??? Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

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Just One Look…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 17:32:57 July 15, 2008 17:32:57

And I can hear a bell ring! One more look and I forget everything… Ooooo-oh! The Dark Knight will own it this weekend but there’s always room for two, right? My main gay Darren and I have been waiting for months! All week we’ve been playing the Abba text game: Darren: here I go again Me: my, my, how can I resist you And on, and on… Mamma Mia opens on Friday. Full Story

The Knight’s Lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 07:17:00 July 15, 2008 07:17:00

Christian Bale and his wife Sibi last night at the premiere – look at him touching his lips. Touch my lips too! He does have a lip thing, non? Like a lisp… much more pronounced as the Batman than as Bruce Wayne. The Batman… must be that I’m a comic book neophyte but throughout the film it was “The Batman”, always preceded by the “the”. Full Story

Bonus Knight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2008 14:35:00 July 14, 2008 14:35:00

Tonight is the NYC premiere of The Dark Knight. Bonus Bale photos – Christian and his wife Sibi walking around the city surrounded by fans and photographers. It is a very rare sighting. They are intensely private, little is known about him off camera. But I’ve spoken with him before on a carpet, and had a chance to observe them together at a private party. Full Story