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Is he in this one too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 13:08:23 July 16, 2008 13:08:23

Actually…he’s not. But it seems like he’s in every other movie, doesn’t it? Not complaining. Having said that, the one movie he SHOULD be in is still up in the air. Funding is apparently the obstacle. Here’s an idea: tell Mike Myers to shove his next film up his ass and make Arrested Development instead! Check out my honey Jason Bateman at the Step Brothers premiere last night with a little bit of grizzle and a smattering of freckles and no hair plugs and … why isn’t he on my Freebie Five??? Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

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Just One Look…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 17:32:57 July 15, 2008 17:32:57

And I can hear a bell ring! One more look and I forget everything… Ooooo-oh! The Dark Knight will own it this weekend but there’s always room for two, right? My main gay Darren and I have been waiting for months! All week we’ve been playing the Abba text game: Darren: here I go again Me: my, my, how can I resist you And on, and on… Mamma Mia opens on Friday. Full Story

The Knight’s Lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 07:17:00 July 15, 2008 07:17:00

Christian Bale and his wife Sibi last night at the premiere – look at him touching his lips. Touch my lips too! He does have a lip thing, non? Like a lisp… much more pronounced as the Batman than as Bruce Wayne. The Batman… must be that I’m a comic book neophyte but throughout the film it was “The Batman”, always preceded by the “the”. Full Story

Bonus Knight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2008 14:35:00 July 14, 2008 14:35:00

Tonight is the NYC premiere of The Dark Knight. Bonus Bale photos – Christian and his wife Sibi walking around the city surrounded by fans and photographers. It is a very rare sighting. They are intensely private, little is known about him off camera. But I’ve spoken with him before on a carpet, and had a chance to observe them together at a private party. Full Story

The Week of The Dark Knight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2008 14:32:12 July 14, 2008 14:32:12

Just got back from a screening of The Dark Knight (IMAX). Will not bother reviewing it since you can read any number of reviews about Heath Ledger’s brilliance anywhere on the web with one quick click. Just see it. That’s all. Focusing instead on commentary that film critics are too high brow to note. Full Story

Every Ewan Works

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2008 09:49:56 July 14, 2008 09:49:56

Blonde, brown, dirty, clean...whatever, I don’t care. I’ll take Ewan McGregor any way he comes. But this way might be my all time favourite. His pants. The jacket. The hair. His skin. Me quiver. This is Ewan on Friday in Beverly Hills promoting his Long Way Down at the Summer TCA session - Ewan shot the doc last year chronicling the 85 days he spent on motorcycle with a friend, travelling 15,000 miles from John O’Groats in Scotland to Cape Town, South Africa. Full Story

Rafa on a boat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2008 11:36:00 July 11, 2008 11:36:00

Topless. With his girl Xisca lounging on a boat, having a “me” day to clear his head and get some loving, as reports are swirling that his parents are divorcing. Oh to be young, rich, and Spanish. Spanish should be a new coveted attribute. Like…I wish I was smart. I wish I was taller. Full Story

Good Morning Hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2008 06:52:55 July 11, 2008 06:52:55

Nothing like waking up to Ewan McGregor who arrived in LA yesterday – blonde and relaxed and does he ever age? LOVE the hair. Ewan currently has 5,000 projects on the go, including Angels & Demons with Tom Hanks (random!) and a film alongside Daniel Craig. The two of them… together. Full Story

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

You seem to like it so it will continue: more photos of Rafael Nadal at home in Mallorca. Here he is on the green wearing his socks the tennis way but not the golf way. But word is… Rafa is sad. He’s very tight with his family, still lives at home, still sleeps in the same room in his parents’ house (cute!), claims all he ever wants to do is be close to them but now they say his parents are splitting up. Young Rafa is taking it very very hard. Baby needs a virtual hug.

It’s Thursday, new posts all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Al Gore does not have another woman.

Photos from Flynetonline.com

Return of an ex-boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2008 10:03:56 July 10, 2008 10:03:56

Used to quiver like nobody’s business for Josh Hartnett. Then the assness of his acting interfered. Brutal! Almost forgot…Josh dated Scarjo! Josh Hartnett > Ryan Reynolds? Totally. Ryan Reynolds = beefcake with too much foundation. Josh Hartnett is beautiful. And he’s regularly shaving his unibrow now. Full Story

Daniel Surfacing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2008 06:54:50 July 10, 2008 06:54:50

The man behind the Bond is so rarely sighted, we must take advantage when we can. Daniel Craig and fiancée Satsuki Mitchelle arrived at LAX yesterday. As usual, he is pure sex. And as usual, she looks much worse in photos than she does in person. But Satsuki does have the best hair, non? My friend Laura is obsessed with him. Full Story

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