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Some smarmy shame for your weekend?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 08:56:08 July 4, 2008 08:56:08

Every day Lara and I go back and forth on messenger. Lately, 60% of our conversations have been about Ed Westwick. Clarify – I should say 90% of HER conversation has been about Ed Westwick and I spent the rest of my time replying to her virtual groaning. Lara is currently on holiday in London. Full Story

Just Woke Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 10:40:35 July 3, 2008 10:40:35

Colin Firth in Holland to promote Mamma Mia looking like he just rolled out of bed. I like my Colin Firth just rolled out of bed. Looks like he’d have really great sleep smell. You know sleep smell? Sleep smell is so hit or miss. Some dudes have it, some dudes don’t. Some dudes have straight up sleep stank. Full Story

Hot Hairy Jakey on a Horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 09:22:53 July 3, 2008 09:22:53

Jakey Gyllenhaal is currently in England prepping for his new role in the Prince of Persia, yet another video game turned full length feature that is said to be the next Pirates of the Caribbean franchise for Disney. As you can see, Jake’s hair has grown a little long. Looks f&cking hot. So hot Reese Witherspoon has joined him in London where they’ve been super low key. Full Story

AD > Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 11:15:00 July 2, 2008 11:15:00

F*CK! Apparently all that talk about an Arrested Development movie is “premature”, despite Jeffrey Tambor’s recent remarks that the film version of the criminally underrated show is imminent.Entertainment Weekly  Full Story

Bateman Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2008 09:05:54 July 1, 2008 09:05:54

Is it just me or is Jason Bateman in, like, every movie? Seriously, since Arrested Development was cancelled (wrong!) the man has not stopped. Jason stars alongside Charlize Theron and Will Smith in Hancock, showed up at the premiere last night looking hotter than ever. Bateman’s always been a sexy bitch, especially since he’s so funny…but something about his hair, his freckles, his summer tan, a great suit that fit him beautiful – last night Jason was packing something extra. Full Story

The Men of Mamma Mia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 17:28:44 June 30, 2008 17:28:44

Mamma Mia: Meryl Streep, who is of a certain age, at the heart of a three man romantic intrigue. Yes… it’s a Hollywood movie. Can you believe it? Can you believe they’d make a movie about adults over 18? Here are two of those 3 men, both completely devoted to their wives, both dashing and debonair on the red carpet tonight at the London premiere. Full Story

Quiver Quantum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 11:07:00 June 30, 2008 11:07:00

No doubt you’ve seen the new Bond trailer…and if you haven’t, these are the stills that are quivering loins everywhere. Laura texted me this morning on this holiday weekend (the message title was "OH MY F&CKING") aching in her lady parts. She’s seeing Wanted tonight and will probably ache some more. Full Story

Hot Becks in DC, Cold Posh in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 10:56:18 June 30, 2008 10:56:18

The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed back with the boys and hooked up with her new Kate BFF Beckinsale to take them all figure skating. Full Story

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Becks & Iker: Love Story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 09:53:43 June 27, 2008 09:53:43

So I’m like super hardcore into figure skating. Can’t get enough of it. In 2002 during Salt Lake, I along with many other Canadians was full on obsessed with the Salé & Pelletier controversy. Obsessed. To the point of being a f&cking loser. Remember their performance? Remember Love Story? Remember the part when they pretended to throw snowballs at each other and frolicked in a winter wonderland? Now have a look at Becks and Casillas running and playing in the snow. Full Story

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Dear Gossips,

For some reason, today’s edition is heavy on hot douchebags. Pipsqueaks, pissers, and philanderers… Must find some James McAvoy photos to balance that out. Must also see Wanted this weekend. Have heard from a few of my colleagues after the screening – word is Wanted is wicked. Will Wanted take down Get Smart for Angelina’s 3rd box office win in a row?

While you wait for Friday, satisfy yourself with James’s appearance on Jonathan Ross recently. When he talks…the Scottish accent… quiver and sigh, quiver and sigh.

GO TURKEY!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Nicolas Cage isn’t stepping out on his mail order bride with Tiffani Thiessen.

 

Double Foot Fetish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2008 12:23:00 June 25, 2008 12:23:00

Hang in there Turkey! But f&ck Podolski is amazing. And he’s Polish. But the Poles didn"t give him enough love. Boo. Anyway… My #1 and #2 – maximum quiveration when they played together. Gratuitous post just because half the world, or more, is probably watching the match right now. Full Story