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Hot, quiver-inducing celebrities.

Touch My Lips Too

June 18, 2008 05:15:50 Posted at June 18, 2008 05:15:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Becks driving around Beverly Hills yesterday in his jeep quivering some rich lady loins. Something about the way his fingers are touching his lips… it’s making me crazy. Always imagined he’d be the kind of man who is good with his hands. Strong hands that know when to be gentle. Full Story

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Tom Dad, Gisele Stepmother

June 16, 2008 07:17:48 Posted at June 16, 2008 07:17:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady. Yum. He spent Father’s Day in LA with his son John and, of course, Gisele too. Looks lie G is bonding with the little guy. Attached – photos of Gisele holding the baby and of both hugging the nanny who came to pick him up. Scenes like these probably don’t sit too well with Bitter Bridget. Full Story

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Want James Now

June 10, 2008 08:42:00 Posted at June 10, 2008 08:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

James McAvoy at the German premiere of Wanted. His co-star is currently hiding out somewhere in France protecting the two future saviours of humanity. As such, James is doing part of the publicity tour for the movie on his own. Not that there’s a complaint. None at all. Just James is just fine. Full Story

1958

June 9, 2008 05:58:54 Posted at June 9, 2008 05:58:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What was it about this year? Madonna, Michael Jackson, and the Purple Prince were all born in 1958. Can you believe it’s 50? Can you believe Prince is 50? Still as quivering today as he was 20 years ago. Thanks to Romina who sent these lovely photos. Happy 50th oh Purple One. Happy half century! Full Story

Hot Becks is Hurt

June 3, 2008 05:47:25 Posted at June 3, 2008 05:47:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Didn’t see him at the CFDAs – maybe he was inside? – but this is David Beckham leaving his New York hotel, as quivering as ever, with an injured wrist that I’d be happy to help heal any time he needs me. Remember what Duana said yesterday about a straight man sleeping every night forever next to a shriveled bag of bones? She was referring of course to Matthew Broderick. Full Story

Johnny Saves the MTV Movie Awards

June 2, 2008 05:00:11 Posted at June 2, 2008 05:00:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am so over Mike Myers. In the age of Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen, even as Ben Stiller is still hanging on, and Vince Vaughn too… Is Mike Myers even relevant anymore? Hell nah. So thank Shiloh for Johnny Depp. On so many levels. First… the loins. Johnny Depp is and forever will be the hotness. Full Story

Porn is Sweet

May 16, 2008 07:56:00 Posted at May 16, 2008 07:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a new element to Pitt Porn last night on the Kung Fu Panda Carpet. Something different. Something softer. Something equally as quivering but more sweet than sexy. They put on a show per usual but this time, instead of evoking images of full on headboard banging, leather straps and gymnastics in the bedroom, what emerged instead was an intoxicating illustration of a couple totally in tune and deeply in love. Full Story

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Who Needs a Reason…

May 7, 2008 08:27:53 Posted at May 7, 2008 08:27:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To post pics of Robert Downey Jr? No reason necessary. Except that he’s the reigning king of the box office and quivers the loins. This is RDJ at Kimmel yesterday signing autographs for fans. As you already know, Iron Man killed it at the box office last weekend and is primed for a repeat performance, going head to head against Speed Racer which has been plagued by low public awareness. Full Story

Hot Becks, Old Posh

May 6, 2008 10:53:04 Posted at May 6, 2008 10:53:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David fixed up that mess on his face and he was back to his quivering standard. Victoria on the other hand… Victoria was a disaster. It was the worst she’s looked in a long, long time. It was atrocious. Like gasp-inducing atrocity. Like if he was contemplating cheating again, last night would have been his final push. Full Story

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And God Created Them

May 6, 2008 10:16:28 Posted at May 6, 2008 10:16:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These two are obscene. So obscenely goodlooking they need a new word. A new word to describe their complete and total gorgessity domination. It is SO unfair! Watching them paw at each other is even worse. They stood there on the landing, basking in their own beauty, quite obviously ridiculously in love with each other and I felt like I couldn’t breathe. Full Story

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