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Hot Becks in DC, Cold Posh in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 10:56:18 June 30, 2008 10:56:18

The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed back with the boys and hooked up with her new Kate BFF Beckinsale to take them all figure skating. Full Story

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Becks & Iker: Love Story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 09:53:43 June 27, 2008 09:53:43

So I’m like super hardcore into figure skating. Can’t get enough of it. In 2002 during Salt Lake, I along with many other Canadians was full on obsessed with the Salé & Pelletier controversy. Obsessed. To the point of being a f&cking loser. Remember their performance? Remember Love Story? Remember the part when they pretended to throw snowballs at each other and frolicked in a winter wonderland? Now have a look at Becks and Casillas running and playing in the snow. Full Story

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Dear Gossips,

For some reason, today’s edition is heavy on hot douchebags. Pipsqueaks, pissers, and philanderers… Must find some James McAvoy photos to balance that out. Must also see Wanted this weekend. Have heard from a few of my colleagues after the screening – word is Wanted is wicked. Will Wanted take down Get Smart for Angelina’s 3rd box office win in a row?

While you wait for Friday, satisfy yourself with James’s appearance on Jonathan Ross recently. When he talks…the Scottish accent… quiver and sigh, quiver and sigh.

GO TURKEY!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Nicolas Cage isn’t stepping out on his mail order bride with Tiffani Thiessen.

 

Double Foot Fetish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2008 12:23:00 June 25, 2008 12:23:00

Hang in there Turkey! But f&ck Podolski is amazing. And he’s Polish. But the Poles didn"t give him enough love. Boo. Anyway… My #1 and #2 – maximum quiveration when they played together. Gratuitous post just because half the world, or more, is probably watching the match right now. Full Story

Troy Dyer 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2008 05:47:32 June 25, 2008 05:47:32

1995/1996. Reality Bites was my life. Final year of university, no clue what to do, a lifelong obsession with Winona Ryder, I smoked cigarettes incessantly, cut my hair like her shag, wore baggy dresses over tank tops and chucks, never went to class, and videotaped the last 3 months of our lives. As lame as that sounds, my friend Timmy and I, we watched that footage back just last year and had the best laughs ever. Full Story

Wanting the Wanted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 10:56:00 June 23, 2008 10:56:00

Will you see Wanted? Wanted opens on Friday – a departure for James McAvoy from what we’re used to seeing from him. And he makes out hardcore with Angelina Jolie. Yum. More yum… James and Anne-Marie Duff in Soho on Saturday, hand in hand, arm in arm. Sigh. The more he loves his wife, the more I love him. Full Story

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Hotness Happily Married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 07:00:27 June 20, 2008 07:00:27

James McAvoy attended the premiere last night of Wanted with his wife Anne-Marie. Must always repeat the following detail – Anne-Marie is 9 years older. Is that the hottest thing about him? That he loves an older woman? That he completely adores his older woman wife? And why not? Anne-Marie Duff has been called one of Britain’s brightest, most treasured actors. Full Story

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Becks bares his billboard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 06:41:44 June 20, 2008 06:41:44

David Beckham was in San Francisco yesterday to unveil his Armani Billboard – a massive shot of him in his undies. Thing is, I can’t decide which I lust better: my Becks close to naked or my Becks fully clothed. Because Becks wears his clothes so bloody well. Check out the suit. Check out how he fills out the suit. Full Story

Any Excuse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 06:36:08 June 19, 2008 06:36:08

To post pictures of Tom Brady. Even at the UPS store. Even if he doesn’t look at that great. Because I hate his hair and his tall boy pants and that chain attached to his wallet. But it’s the mark of a truly hot man that he’s still hot despite the fact that nothing else is working. Full Story

One more and in colour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 06:20:35 June 19, 2008 06:20:35

Start your day with a dose of Becks in briefs… You saw the black and white version yesterday, now here’s the colour. And one more from the Armani campaign – a taste of what Victoria Beckham is grossly underappreciating. Seriously. This is a man who needs to bounce that body off of some curves, you know? A man who needs to be received with supple, soft breasts. Full Story