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Who Needs a Reason…

May 7, 2008 08:27:53 Posted at May 7, 2008 08:27:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To post pics of Robert Downey Jr? No reason necessary. Except that he’s the reigning king of the box office and quivers the loins. This is RDJ at Kimmel yesterday signing autographs for fans. As you already know, Iron Man killed it at the box office last weekend and is primed for a repeat performance, going head to head against Speed Racer which has been plagued by low public awareness. Full Story

Hot Becks, Old Posh

May 6, 2008 10:53:04 Posted at May 6, 2008 10:53:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David fixed up that mess on his face and he was back to his quivering standard. Victoria on the other hand… Victoria was a disaster. It was the worst she’s looked in a long, long time. It was atrocious. Like gasp-inducing atrocity. Like if he was contemplating cheating again, last night would have been his final push. Full Story

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And God Created Them

May 6, 2008 10:16:28 Posted at May 6, 2008 10:16:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These two are obscene. So obscenely goodlooking they need a new word. A new word to describe their complete and total gorgessity domination. It is SO unfair! Watching them paw at each other is even worse. They stood there on the landing, basking in their own beauty, quite obviously ridiculously in love with each other and I felt like I couldn’t breathe. Full Story

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The Gossip Boys at the Met

May 6, 2008 06:20:36 Posted at May 6, 2008 06:20:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A three-way with Ed Westwick and Penn Badgley? Bring it. In person, Ed might not even be a Shame F&ck anymore. Seriously. I saw him tonight and my pervy cougar mouth started watering for more. And then he stopped and talked. And it was that accent. And that bad boy play. And that naughtiness lurking underneath his Dolce & Gabbana. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse Gets a Medal

May 5, 2008 06:07:00 Posted at May 5, 2008 06:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His first Army medal as his brother and his dad proudly looked on. But what everyone else is talking about is the presence of Chelsy Davy at the official ceremony. Her attendance is a big deal. Like a legitimisation of their relationship. After a bit of a bumpy patch a few months ago, Hot Harry and his blonde are clearly super serious again. Full Story

Riding Robert’s Redemption

May 5, 2008 05:49:08 Posted at May 5, 2008 05:49:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth made a movie and people actually went to see it. Why??? Three big letters: R. D. J. Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man – yes, yes, yes!!! RDJ f&cking owned the box office this weekend, smashing early projections, making Jon Favreau look like a genius, and proving that there can be redemption in Hollywood…if you have talent, that is. Full Story

Your Boyfriend’s Back

May 5, 2008 05:01:45 Posted at May 5, 2008 05:01:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos has taken a backseat, naturally, to the NHL playoffs over the last few weeks but now that we’re heading towards the Conference Finals, the air space has opened and your boyfriend is back! Sigh. If I wasn’t married I’d want George to be my boyfriend too. Full Story

RDJ on the List

May 1, 2008 11:22:00 Posted at May 1, 2008 11:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yeah. It’s time. He’s incredible in the movie and after seeing him on talk show after talk show this week, Robert Downey Jr can come over any time. Any. Time. It’s the charisma. It’s the dry sense of humour. It’s the way he flirts, even the way he flirts with men without a trace of the gay… you know how that is? It’s the hint of danger, it’s the fact that he’s infinitely more interesting than a boy 15 years younger. Full Story

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Madge & JT NYC

May 1, 2008 07:41:13 Posted at May 1, 2008 07:41:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Enough with the comments that she could be his mother. The point is, she could be his mother but she can still match him groove for groove. And she can also kick his ass. As for the griping about the dirty dancing – watch it for yourself. There’s dancing, yes. But it ain’t dirty, no. Full Story

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RDJ Makes You Quiver

April 30, 2008 08:02:44 Posted at April 30, 2008 08:02:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Iron Man is amazing. Because Robert Downey Jr is amazing. I’m telling you… your loins will not disagree. You will come out of that theatre seriously considering him for your Freebie Five. Trust. Here’s a taste of RDJ’s quiver yesterday as he arrived to tape Letterman, rocking that suit and wearing the sh*t out of those pants. Full Story

Chuck & Steff

April 29, 2008 13:07:42 Posted at April 29, 2008 13:07:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I watched Gossip Girl and Pretty in Pink back to back last night. Just happened that as soon as GG was over, I found Pink on another channel. How do you turn away from Pretty in Pink on tv? And while Ed Westwick’s Chuck is inherently more endearing, the similarities between Chuck and James Spader’s Steff (best name ever) are undeniable. Full Story