Witherspoon & Pattinson: no story here

June 14, 2010 12:53:06 Posted at June 14, 2010 12:53:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m the first to admit we need drama. Love it. Which is why the tabloids will inevitably spin (and probably already have) that Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson are hooking up on the set of Water for Elephants. Because they look happy in these photos taken just before the weekend on a night shoot. He really should keep this hair. This is his best hair. I can’t get over this hair. Even I find him attractive with this hair. And smiling and not constipated.

But Pattinson’s hair doesn’t have much effect on Reese Witherspoon. It’s been an information-gathering few days. And the information around Reese right now is that it’s super, super, super solid with Jim Toth. Apparently more than it ever was with Jake Gyllenhaal. Many are predicting than this will be the one she marries. They’re, like, made for each other.

And of course Pattinson is currently dating Kristen Stewart. The two, and other Twilight cast members, were on Eclipse junket duty all weekend. They all also attended some kind of Twilight convention which accounts for thousands of Twi-Hards rubbing themselves all over Los Angeles. Stewart, Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner were supposedly the main event on Saturday. I escaped to Malibu. But I did hear from several fans that at one point during the weekend festivities, Twi-Hards participated in some sort of Twilight charades game where they – full blown grown adults – acted out parts of the movies/books for prizes...in PUBLIC. Sounds like I missed out.

And yes, thanks to all of you for sending along that link. This link. She is 56 years old. She could be your mother. And she is not an anomaly.

Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com

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