Well, well, well. What do we have here? A rare family sighting, taken the other day at the beach, of Reese and Ryan and Deacon spending some quality time … together! OK, gossips. I"ll put away my bitch for a second and play along. Just for the haters, the ones who can"t stand the snark.
Isn"t this a gorgeous family? (clapping, fanning myself, jumping up and down) Isn"t Deacon the cutest little boy? The spitting image of his pa? Aren"t they just so down to earth and real??? Isn"t Reese the most wonderfulest mother, like, ever? Stampted, no blocksies? Isn"t it so fantastic and ooey gooey awesomeness that they are so happy???
Sorry, y"all. Much as I like Reese, sugar ain"t my thing. And trust me - sugar ain"t hers either, although I do admire her tenacity in holding her picture perfection together. As for the reason behind this heartwarming photo opp? Perhaps a little credit to Prince Perez who has also heard rumblings of Reese/Ryan discord and, on a bad tip, reported last week that the Witherspoons got into a huge fight
outside The Ivy. But even though her publicist promptly called Perez to clarify that the couple wasn"t even there that night, it just goes to show how many power players read his blog and, more importantly, how concerned Team Reese is about keeping up appearances. And less than a week later, Ryan and Reese hit up the Malibu sand.
Coincidence or conspiracy??? You tell me.
Photos from JustJared