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The Daily Gorgessity: Reese Witherspoon

December 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m a sadist bitch who revels in smut and feeds off misery. But here’s the thing – to me, Reese Witherspoon has never looked lovelier. Check it out, photos of her out shopping taken a couple of days ago, said to be moving her children out of Hollywood to get away from the cesspool. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon: The Best Revenge

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Kennedy Centre Honours last night for the Dolly Parton tribute – a very loud, very gorgeous F*ck You to Ryan Phillippe. Wow. I think this is the best I’ve seen her, more beautiful than ever. And while looks are certainly not everything, trust me when I tell you that every skank he ever cheated with, including that drab ass Abbie Cornish, and all the women in Toronto, especially the sluts from the Yaletown Cactus Club in Vancouver, each and every one is no comparison to Reese. Full Story

Don’t Forget About Jess

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A little neglected by the media frenzy caused by Britney’s poonie, Jessica Simpson has been quietly shooting Blonde Ambition in Louisiana, seen here on set in red, red, red, managing as usual to make the most expensive clothing look cheap. As for the movie – something about a girl who defies expectations and conquers the corporate world, hilarity ensues. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: the plan achieved

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Finally. Nicole Kidman has finally beat Julia Roberts. Top female earner in Hollywood according to the Hollywood Reporter, with Reese Witherspoon nipping at her heels. Keep in mind though that Julia’s taken 2 years off. Once she roars back into action with those horsey chompers, I’m not so sure Nicole’s reign will have much longevity. Full Story

Tuesday, November 7, 2006
Dear Gossips, It’s an epidemic y’all…One by one, America’s Sweethearts are all turning into “happy”heads or cold bitches or both. Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon…Faith Hill? Then again, if you’ve been reading my column and my riddles long enough, you really shouldn’t be surprised, right? See Faith lose her sh-t here. Terrible form, non? But, as the Goddess would have it, when one diva explodes, another rises from the dead. Britney Spears, y’all. Britney is messaging through Dave. More on that later. Tuesday – continuous blogging throughout the day, check back often for fresh posts, and if you missed anything from Monday, click on “THIS WEEK” to get caught up on new juicy smut you don’t want to overlook. Tuesday is also Friday Night Lights…thank Goddess. Massive loin quiveration every time I hear that kid say “Lila”. I’m telling you gossips, if you’re not watching, you really should be. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The GMD Reborn: Katie pays off

November 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In case you haven’t heard, MGM has given Tom Cruise a new job. A MUCH better job than before, a much more lucrative job than before – with more power and clout and prestige. Tom and Paula Wagner will run United Artists, and while it’s one thing for Paramount to turn down a production deal, it’s another to run a f&cking studio and have your partner call all the shots, which is exactly what the Cruise has scored. Full Story

Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Dear Gossips, Tuesday – live blogging, check back often for fresh posts. Please forgive typos? No time to edit, travel day today. New articles will appear at the top, just after the opening paragraph. As for Reese and Ryan, Roger Friedman at Fox News is reporting that the two had a major scrap in NYC a couple of weeks ago at the Flags premiere, which corroborates the account of a photographer called Hugo2030 who was the first to describe the UNaffection between the Witherspoons and (gloating now) detailed on this site nearly two weeks ago. And the alleged adultery? Stay tuned, gossips. Rumour has it, he has AWFUL taste in extracurricular partners.

Reese & Ryan: behind the sugar

October 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I get sh-t on all the time by the hardcore amateurs, the ones whose illusions are blissfully in tact, who believe the carefully crafted messages in People Magazine, also known as a publicist"s best friend. Hey - I"m all for the fantasy. We pick and choose our favourites. I prefer the frosty bitches and humanitarian supercouples, many others like the girl next door/secret cokehead scenario, still others enjoy the perky blonde mom, the one whose Southern twang comes out for awards season, the one who has yet to make one bad move. Full Story

Reese & Ryan: that time again

October 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twelve months ago, Reese Witherspoon was beginning her Oscar run. Up to that point, almost a year had passed since any candids showing her and her husband together in one place had surfaced. And then came Walk the Line. And crazily enough, the same weekend it opened, Reese & Ryan were snapped en famille grabbing coffee somewhere in LA, which signalled 3 months of paternal/maternal bliss leading up to that fateful evening in March. Full Story

Britney Emerges

October 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Woah. They said she was workin" out like mad...and they did NOT exaggerate. First sighting since the arrival of KFed"s second cash deposit - name still unconfirmed, rumoured to be Sutton Pierce but according to Kevin, unless *he* tells you it"s legit, you best not believe it yet. Whatever. Truth be told, I"m not totally down with the Reese Witherspoon imitation but that said, it is a remarkable improvement, and we should always reward small steps. Full Story