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BAFTA Quiveration: James McAvoy

February 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Breakthrough year for James. Fantastic supporting player for Forest Whittaker in the Last King of Scotland and coming up – Penelope starring Christina Ricci, produced by Reese Witherspoon. I saw it at the Toronto International Film Festival, MAJOR quiveration…a young fellow new on the scene worthy of Cougar Rape. Full Story

Best Revenge: Reese Witherspoon

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not a huge departure from the Globes – same cut, same length, different colour, I agree the gray is rather drab and but remember, she’s not the main event this year, and she’s definitely not a mother matron campaigning for an Oscar, nor is she a wife fraudulently perpetuating a perfect marriage with a philandering prick of a husband…   Anymore. Full Story

Best Dressed: Reese Witherspoon

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The best. The best I have ever seen her…EVER. The perfect combination of sass and sensibility, with just the right amount of pizzazz, without being inappropriate, without encroaching on anyone else’s entitlement, courting the hip without alienating the MiniVan… Single Reese is frickin’ sexy. And all of a sudden, Single Reese has great taste. Full Story

Little Miss Sunshine Kicks Dakota’s Ass

January 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen this movie? I’m telling you – it’s a great movie. Absurd and twisted and slightly unbelievable but hella funny, I loved every single dysfunctional minute, and every single dysfunctional character, including child star Abigail Breslin. Especially Abigail Breslin. And child stars usually freak me out. Full Story

A-List at the Globes

January 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well…they’re always A-list, really. But for some reason, this year feels even more so. Continuing with custom, Felicity Huffman and Reese Witherspoon will return as presenters, joined by Reese’s fellow Tennessee native Justin Timberlake – quite the honour for Little Pip who wants to grow up and be an actor one day. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Reese Witherspoon

December 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m a sadist bitch who revels in smut and feeds off misery. But here’s the thing – to me, Reese Witherspoon has never looked lovelier. Check it out, photos of her out shopping taken a couple of days ago, said to be moving her children out of Hollywood to get away from the cesspool. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon: The Best Revenge

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Kennedy Centre Honours last night for the Dolly Parton tribute – a very loud, very gorgeous F*ck You to Ryan Phillippe. Wow. I think this is the best I’ve seen her, more beautiful than ever. And while looks are certainly not everything, trust me when I tell you that every skank he ever cheated with, including that drab ass Abbie Cornish, and all the women in Toronto, especially the sluts from the Yaletown Cactus Club in Vancouver, each and every one is no comparison to Reese. Full Story

Don’t Forget About Jess

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A little neglected by the media frenzy caused by Britney’s poonie, Jessica Simpson has been quietly shooting Blonde Ambition in Louisiana, seen here on set in red, red, red, managing as usual to make the most expensive clothing look cheap. As for the movie – something about a girl who defies expectations and conquers the corporate world, hilarity ensues. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: the plan achieved

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Finally. Nicole Kidman has finally beat Julia Roberts. Top female earner in Hollywood according to the Hollywood Reporter, with Reese Witherspoon nipping at her heels. Keep in mind though that Julia’s taken 2 years off. Once she roars back into action with those horsey chompers, I’m not so sure Nicole’s reign will have much longevity. Full Story

Tuesday, November 7, 2006
Dear Gossips, It’s an epidemic y’all…One by one, America’s Sweethearts are all turning into “happy”heads or cold bitches or both. Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon…Faith Hill? Then again, if you’ve been reading my column and my riddles long enough, you really shouldn’t be surprised, right? See Faith lose her sh-t here. Terrible form, non? But, as the Goddess would have it, when one diva explodes, another rises from the dead. Britney Spears, y’all. Britney is messaging through Dave. More on that later. Tuesday – continuous blogging throughout the day, check back often for fresh posts, and if you missed anything from Monday, click on “THIS WEEK” to get caught up on new juicy smut you don’t want to overlook. Tuesday is also Friday Night Lights…thank Goddess. Massive loin quiveration every time I hear that kid say “Lila”. I’m telling you gossips, if you’re not watching, you really should be. Yours in gossip, Lainey