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Ryan: perfect for Reese?

October 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Per the NY Daily News Ryan Philippe is just starting promo for Flags of Our Fathers, directed by Clint Eastwood, produced by Steven Spielberg, sure to be one of, if not THE, Best Picture juggernaut this season. Full Story

Reese & Ricci: Penelope the movie

September 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The evening started off with a gala screening, my girl Natalia and I went to the world premiere of Penelope, starring Christina Ricci and produced by Reese Witherspoon. Both walked the carpet – see attached – both were very proud of their picture, and then they made their way inside to present the film. Full Story

Most Unpregnant: Reese Witherspoon

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All that hysteria at the beginning of the summer…all the speculation…all for naught. But – shameless gloat coming up – if you were reading my column, you would have known otherwise…right? Reese showed up to collect her surfboard tonight, skipping the carpet, pretty much leaving as soon as her award was announced, not a bulge in sight, slimmer than she’s been in months, every hair, every white tooth, every polite, southern, sickeningly sweet bone perfectly in place. Full Story

Sarah Michelle Gellar: scream queen for life?

August 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As we"ve just discussed, karmic payback takes many forms, tailored specifically to deserving recipients, inspired by what they fear the most. In Tori"s case, it"s socialite poverty, for Sarah Michelle Gellar, it"s a film career that pales in comparison to small screen success. Yet another television bitch more ambitious than she is talented, and with a long list of enemies who are not sorry to see her wallow in horror movie hell. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon’s imperfect PERFECT body

June 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Before you start running for the hills screaming that she’s pregnant, please refresh your memory and take a look at the following article from last month. Now I’m not saying she’s not pregnant because she very well may be. But as I said back then and as I’ll repeat today, isn’t it is just possible that Reese Witherspoon does the unthinkable and actually consumes FOOD? How very unfashionable of her, non? After all, eating is even more passé than Uggs. Full Story

Salma Hayek: beautiful person, bad bad dress

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At a charity event this weekend. I’m all for big ass tits but in this dress it’s too much country bumpkin, too little Latin sexpot. What’s with the granny lace padding? And I hate that colour. Reminds me of an Easter egg hunt and a church picnic on Sunday. Not that there’s anything wrong with that but if I wanted to see dowdy I’d check on Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

The MTV Movie Awards

June 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know this might sound obvious but MTV is not the Oscars. You know that. I know that. But Jessica Alba doesn’t know it and this assy classy makeover is making her look about as interesting as Sarah Michelle Gellar’s career. Translation – Not. There is no point in being that beautiful if you’re not going to let yourself sizzle. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon: a bump chronology

May 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"s almost June, right? Ah, of course. Time for another round of pregnancy speculation. As is the case with Nicole Kidman"s, I haven"t had the chance these days to peer inside Reese"s uterus but everyone is swearing up and down today that these very recent beach photos of Reese avec bump are proof positive that #3 is imminent. Full Story

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Sarah Michelle Gellar: just another TV girl

May 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Talk about nails on chalkboard. Here’s a bitch I can’t stand above all others, even Jennifer Aniston. Sanctimonious, rude, condescending – yet another tv girl hoping to make the big screen leap. Um…newsflash, Mrs. Freddie. Get in line and, while you’re at it, grow a new attitude. According to almost everyone I’ve ever talked to, SMG is apparently the biggest c-bomb that ever walked a film set with delusions of grandeur that could make even Paris Hilton seem modest. Full Story

The Family Phillippe at the beach

May 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, well, well. What do we have here? A rare family sighting, taken the other day at the beach, of Reese and Ryan and Deacon spending some quality time … together! OK, gossips. I"ll put away my bitch for a second and play along. Just for the haters, the ones who can"t stand the snark. Isn"t this a gorgeous family? (clapping, fanning myself, jumping up and down) Isn"t Deacon the cutest little boy? The spitting image of his pa? Aren"t they just so down to earth and real??? Isn"t Reese the most wonderfulest mother, like, ever? Stampted, no blocksies? Isn"t it so fantastic and ooey gooey awesomeness that they are so happy??? … … Sorry, y"all. Full Story

An open letter to Reese Witherspoon

April 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Reese, You won your Oscar. Now you would you please take the pickle out of your style hole and stop dressing for the nursing home??? This is killing us. And judging by the way your husband keeps working out like a maniac, you"re probably killing him too. Lookin" out for you, Lainey Full Story