Reese Witherspoon Gossip

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Britney Emerges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2006 12:00:00 October 16, 2006 12:00:00

Woah. They said she was workin" out like mad...and they did NOT exaggerate. First sighting since the arrival of KFed"s second cash deposit - name still unconfirmed, rumoured to be Sutton Pierce but according to Kevin, unless *he* tells you it"s legit, you best not believe it yet. Whatever. Truth be told, I"m not totally down with the Reese Witherspoon imitation but that said, it is a remarkable improvement, and we should always reward small steps. Full Story

Ryan: perfect for Reese?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

Per the NY Daily News Ryan Philippe is just starting promo for Flags of Our Fathers, directed by Clint Eastwood, produced by Steven Spielberg, sure to be one of, if not THE, Best Picture juggernaut this season. Full Story

Reese & Ricci: Penelope the movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2006 12:00:00 September 9, 2006 12:00:00

The evening started off with a gala screening, my girl Natalia and I went to the world premiere of Penelope, starring Christina Ricci and produced by Reese Witherspoon. Both walked the carpet – see attached – both were very proud of their picture, and then they made their way inside to present the film. Full Story

Most Unpregnant: Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

All that hysteria at the beginning of the summer…all the speculation…all for naught. But – shameless gloat coming up – if you were reading my column, you would have known otherwise…right? Reese showed up to collect her surfboard tonight, skipping the carpet, pretty much leaving as soon as her award was announced, not a bulge in sight, slimmer than she’s been in months, every hair, every white tooth, every polite, southern, sickeningly sweet bone perfectly in place. Full Story

Sarah Michelle Gellar: scream queen for life?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2006 12:00:00 August 2, 2006 12:00:00

As we"ve just discussed, karmic payback takes many forms, tailored specifically to deserving recipients, inspired by what they fear the most. In Tori"s case, it"s socialite poverty, for Sarah Michelle Gellar, it"s a film career that pales in comparison to small screen success. Yet another television bitch more ambitious than she is talented, and with a long list of enemies who are not sorry to see her wallow in horror movie hell. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon’s imperfect PERFECT body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

Before you start running for the hills screaming that she’s pregnant, please refresh your memory and take a look at the following article from last month. Now I’m not saying she’s not pregnant because she very well may be. But as I said back then and as I’ll repeat today, isn’t it is just possible that Reese Witherspoon does the unthinkable and actually consumes FOOD? How very unfashionable of her, non? After all, eating is even more passé than Uggs. Full Story

Salma Hayek: beautiful person, bad bad dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

At a charity event this weekend. I’m all for big ass tits but in this dress it’s too much country bumpkin, too little Latin sexpot. What’s with the granny lace padding? And I hate that colour. Reminds me of an Easter egg hunt and a church picnic on Sunday. Not that there’s anything wrong with that but if I wanted to see dowdy I’d check on Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

The MTV Movie Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2006 12:00:00 June 4, 2006 12:00:00

I know this might sound obvious but MTV is not the Oscars. You know that. I know that. But Jessica Alba doesn’t know it and this assy classy makeover is making her look about as interesting as Sarah Michelle Gellar’s career. Translation – Not. There is no point in being that beautiful if you’re not going to let yourself sizzle. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon: a bump chronology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2006 12:00:00 May 30, 2006 12:00:00

It"s almost June, right? Ah, of course. Time for another round of pregnancy speculation. As is the case with Nicole Kidman"s, I haven"t had the chance these days to peer inside Reese"s uterus but everyone is swearing up and down today that these very recent beach photos of Reese avec bump are proof positive that #3 is imminent. Full Story

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Sarah Michelle Gellar: just another TV girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2006 12:00:00 May 21, 2006 12:00:00

Talk about nails on chalkboard. Here’s a bitch I can’t stand above all others, even Jennifer Aniston. Sanctimonious, rude, condescending – yet another tv girl hoping to make the big screen leap. Um…newsflash, Mrs. Freddie. Get in line and, while you’re at it, grow a new attitude. According to almost everyone I’ve ever talked to, SMG is apparently the biggest c-bomb that ever walked a film set with delusions of grandeur that could make even Paris Hilton seem modest. Full Story

The Family Phillippe at the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2006 12:00:00 May 11, 2006 12:00:00

Well, well, well. What do we have here? A rare family sighting, taken the other day at the beach, of Reese and Ryan and Deacon spending some quality time … together! OK, gossips. I"ll put away my bitch for a second and play along. Just for the haters, the ones who can"t stand the snark. Isn"t this a gorgeous family? (clapping, fanning myself, jumping up and down) Isn"t Deacon the cutest little boy? The spitting image of his pa? Aren"t they just so down to earth and real??? Isn"t Reese the most wonderfulest mother, like, ever? Stampted, no blocksies? Isn"t it so fantastic and ooey gooey awesomeness that they are so happy??? … … Sorry, y"all. Full Story