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The MTV Movie Awards

June 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know this might sound obvious but MTV is not the Oscars. You know that. I know that. But Jessica Alba doesn’t know it and this assy classy makeover is making her look about as interesting as Sarah Michelle Gellar’s career. Translation – Not. There is no point in being that beautiful if you’re not going to let yourself sizzle. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon: a bump chronology

May 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"s almost June, right? Ah, of course. Time for another round of pregnancy speculation. As is the case with Nicole Kidman"s, I haven"t had the chance these days to peer inside Reese"s uterus but everyone is swearing up and down today that these very recent beach photos of Reese avec bump are proof positive that #3 is imminent. Full Story

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Sarah Michelle Gellar: just another TV girl

May 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Talk about nails on chalkboard. Here’s a bitch I can’t stand above all others, even Jennifer Aniston. Sanctimonious, rude, condescending – yet another tv girl hoping to make the big screen leap. Um…newsflash, Mrs. Freddie. Get in line and, while you’re at it, grow a new attitude. According to almost everyone I’ve ever talked to, SMG is apparently the biggest c-bomb that ever walked a film set with delusions of grandeur that could make even Paris Hilton seem modest. Full Story

The Family Phillippe at the beach

May 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, well, well. What do we have here? A rare family sighting, taken the other day at the beach, of Reese and Ryan and Deacon spending some quality time … together! OK, gossips. I"ll put away my bitch for a second and play along. Just for the haters, the ones who can"t stand the snark. Isn"t this a gorgeous family? (clapping, fanning myself, jumping up and down) Isn"t Deacon the cutest little boy? The spitting image of his pa? Aren"t they just so down to earth and real??? Isn"t Reese the most wonderfulest mother, like, ever? Stampted, no blocksies? Isn"t it so fantastic and ooey gooey awesomeness that they are so happy??? … … Sorry, y"all. Full Story

An open letter to Reese Witherspoon

April 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Reese, You won your Oscar. Now you would you please take the pickle out of your style hole and stop dressing for the nursing home??? This is killing us. And judging by the way your husband keeps working out like a maniac, you"re probably killing him too. Lookin" out for you, Lainey Full Story

Kevin (still) hates Reese

March 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you read my column from a couple of weeks ago, you are probably already familiar with the fact that Reese Witherspoon is not high on Kevin Smith’s love list. And even though that article was written a few years ago, Kevin’s hate-on is still erect and pulsing. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon - the backlash begins?

March 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They build you up, they tear you down. It is a common post-Oscar affliction and if it is indeed happening to Reese, she wouldn"t be the first. Nicole, Gwyneth, Julia, Halle - all suffered from Best Actress backlash after their wins. Perhaps it"s the way of the Academy. Or perhaps it"s just our natural predisposition to not wanting anyone to get too bright for their highlights. Full Story

Joaquin & Eva?

March 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gossip related to Joaquin"s personal life is hard to come by. The man has a tight camp and they don"t talk about him outside of his career, especially considering how damaged he was after hearing his own 911 call played over and over and over again when his brother died. What you do get however are pretty good reports from the set and how that information looks depends entirely upon his involvement in the role. Full Story

Most Matronly: Reese Witherspoon

March 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry Reese fans but I was decidedly underwhelmed by her sparkly dress. Not that it was offensive or anything and I do admire Reese for being a mother and an actor and unscandalous one at that, but I’m so tired of the Mama Belle/overgrown debutante routine. We get it, Reese. We know you’re a nice lady. Full Story

From Suzanne: it is Reese?

February 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can’t help but think of one person when you tell the sad story of clinging to love – is it Reese Witherspoon? Dear Suzanne, Definitely not. There may be problems underneath the Witherspoon smile, but Reese was married under more auspicious circumstances while these two only have bad karma floating around their bed. Full Story

Reese bores at the Oscar luncheon

February 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Good Goddess. Would it kill her to dial it up a notch? Look… y’all know I’m a big fan of Reese. I have adored her for ages. But the Mother Soccer routine is putting me to sleep. Between understated Witherspoon and skank ho Hilton, there must be a middle ground. And I wish Reese could find it. Because I am thisclose to not caring. Full Story