Relationship Assumption Articles

Assumed celebrity relationships based on photos and rumors.

The future who?

March 17, 2014 16:51:10 Posted at March 17, 2014 16:51:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen are totally girlfriend-boyfriend. They were in New York this weekend walking hand in hand. Cute, right? She’s 43, he’s 45. She’s funny and smart and crass and SEXY as f-ck (she’s on Jacek’s Five List), and he’s funny and smart and talented, and maybe there’s some crass there that he hides behind his English accent. Full Story

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Emma & Andrew happy and kissing

March 17, 2014 14:41:34 Posted at March 17, 2014 14:41:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Andrew Garfield didn’t show up at the Oscars, one of the theories was that something had happened between him and Emma Stone. Then he was accused of being a dick during Oscar rehearsals and bailing on Batkid. Then he was exonerated. So it’s fine. All fine. They’re fine. And we have photos as confirmation. Full Story

Lupita & K’naan: since September

March 13, 2014 21:16:51 Posted at March 13, 2014 21:16:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lupita Nyong’o is dating K’naan. And according to US Weekly they’ve been together since September. The magazine also reports that the two are based in New York. But even though it’s been over 6 months, she apparently hasn’t met his children, supposedly because they’re “taking things slow”. Full Story

Rihanna and Drake holding hands

March 13, 2014 15:14:35 Posted at March 13, 2014 15:14:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jeff Gross/ Getty

I wore earrings yesterday per the Chinese Squawking Chicken’s orders so that my luck wouldn’t fall down my shoulders – click here for a refresher. And then Rihanna and Drake held hands. It’s like the Squawking Chicken knows how to talk to the Gossip Genie. Full Story

Rihanna & Drake don’t match with B & J

March 11, 2014 16:08:55 Posted at March 11, 2014 16:08:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

Rihanna, wearing a huge Chanel lock around her neck (that I love but could never pull off), and Drake partied together in London last night. OK. Can we call this a relationship now!?!? They arrived in the same car. They left in the same car. It’s four countries and counting. So why do I keep bracing for the worst? The Gossip Genie is like God. Full Story

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Baby and his Most Elegant Princess

March 11, 2014 14:30:02 Posted at March 11, 2014 14:30:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See, this is the kind of video I prefer. I don’t want to watch deposition video of Justin Bieber being a sh-t to a lawyer. I would rather watch him in a dance studio with Selena Gomez, his “Most Elegant Princess” doing a corny move-by-move interpretation of John Legend’s Ordinary People. Full Story

Stay another year

March 11, 2014 13:27:18 Posted at March 11, 2014 13:27:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jackson Lee/ Splash

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux stepped out together in New York yesterday and this is supposed to be a big deal because they hadn’t been papped as a couple for a while, leading to speculation that it was over. There were also those who were convinced of it when Aniston didn’t join Theroux while he was mourning Philip Seymour Hoffman but that, to me, was more about not wanting to be the asshole with all the attention at the wrong time. Full Story

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She went to London

March 10, 2014 14:54:10 Posted at March 10, 2014 14:54:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said on Friday in this post, there’s no way Rihanna would skip the London stop on Drake’s tour, right? They were in Amsterdam last week. Then she was seen at a club in Brussels. And last night they went out for dinner at Nobu in London. Full Story

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Keep getting familiar with Hot Harry & Cressida

March 10, 2014 14:36:20 Posted at March 10, 2014 14:36:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Rex Features via AP Images, Chris Lee - RFU/ Getty

Last week it was WE Day. They sat in the audience together and made it very clear how close they are. And tactile. Click here for a refresher. Yesterday Harry took Cressida to a rugby match. So another public appearance and she’s looking up at him adoringly and we’re getting acclimated now to the fact that they're out there, in the open, increasingly comfortable in the open, because, if the reports are to be believed, they’ll be official soon – a new royal engagement to distract us. Full Story

Relationships and your phone

February 28, 2014 21:04:38 Posted at February 28, 2014 21:04:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
AKM-GSI/ Splash

Here’s where I sound like an old lady. Because Jacek and I are on each other’s phones all the time. If he’s driving, I’m reading his texts and emails to him. And he’s the one who programs my phone and sets it up and I’m shoving it in his face all the time whenever it’s pissing me off. Full Story