Remembering JT’s best years
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Lifetime is working on an unauthorised Britney Spears movie. It will most definitely be sh-t. But I think I might watch: Justin Timberlake. Specifically the fact that Britney Spears MADE Justin Timberlake. Also the way they’ve styled Justin Timberlake.
In the role of Justin Timberlake is Nathan Keyes. Here’s what Nathan Keyes normally looks like:
Here’s what Nathan Keyes looks like as Justin Timberlake:
I’m not feeling great today. I think my body is having some kind of reaction to the steroids and painkillers from my eye procedure the other day. But God this makes me feel so much better. Someone wrote to me earlier to remind me of that “ramen noodle” meme that went around a few years ago. Remember that? Justin Timberlake and ramen noodles? This was clearly the inspiration for Nathan Keyes as Justin Timberlake.
JT, as you know, no longer wears his hair like ramen noodles. In fact, he does whatever he can do un-ramen his hair. How often does he have to straight-perm his hair? Does he do the Japanese straight-perm? Do people still do the Japanese straight-perm?
Here’s JT with his straight-perm game in full effect on the set of Woody Allen’s new movie.