SnapFace Finds a Gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 06:19:00 March 24, 2008 06:19:00

Renee Zellweger and her overpeeled-to-the-point-of-snapping face pictured here on Friday with what the paps are claiming is a new boyfriend.


Is Gaydar a dying art?

This, to me, is not a lover’s clasp. This, to me, is a faghag clasp. This is how my main ‘mo Darren and I stroll down Pacific before heading into Pure Nail Bar for our manicures and pedicures. This is how we roll when he’s walking me to my car, singing Madonna lyrics back and forth.

In fact, this is probably what Renee and Mystery Gay are doing right here, exchanging a verse each, hands together worshipping at the alter of Her Madgesty:

Renee: Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there
MG: Just like a muse to me, you are a mystery
Renee: Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
MG: Just like a prayer, no choice your voice can take me there

Why isn’t this sh*t obvious to everyone???

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