Renee Zellweger Gossip

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Sexy Humour and His Wife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2007 00:00:00 May 17, 2007 00:00:00

My husband always brags about seeing Radiohead in the mid-90s at the Commodore Ballroom in Vancouver – small venue, legendary acoustics, a music lover’s dream. Now I have something to match him. Today, Jerry Seinfeld at the media presentation for Bee Movie – his animated collaboration with Dreamworks about the plight of bees and the mistreatment of bees in our society that he conceived and wrote along with many former members of the Seinfeld show. Full Story

Posh Hair on a Lemon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

She poses so hard I can almost hear her – Renee Zellweger. As you can see, she’s rockin’ the Posh ‘do. And it looks great. Contrary to others though, she wasn’t nearly as attractive in person as she is in these photos. I can hardly believe it’s the same person. For starters, she’s scary, scary thin. Full Story

Cam on her Game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

When she is on her game, she is formidable...and decidedly less hermy.  Saw her at the Oscars and she was stunning. This week in NYC visiting friends, also looking lovely with no herm in sight. Check out Cameron"s long, long legs. Full Story

Renee’s Favourite Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

Always strapless, always knee-length, Renee Zellweger has a look and she always goes back. As you can see and as MANY of you love to point out, the look also includes foundation that doesn’t match and a healthy dose of Lemon Face...though truth be told, the sour suckage is actually quite restrained here. Full Story

Monday, January 29, 2007 Dear Gossips, Those dumbass rumours that George Clooney would actually stoop to taking out Pamela Anderson? Exactly that – DUMB. ASS. Sorry for the smug but there’s a reason why you didn’t read about it here last week… I mean seriously, even IF you believe the gay gossip (which I don’t), even IF he needed a new beard (which he doesn’t), even IF he temporarily lost his class (which he hasn’t), are you telling me George Clooney wouldn’t have had a better option than Pam Anderson? She’s old, she’s rough, and she’s been overused. And did I mention old? Please. Caution as you traverse the smutty terrain, savvy? But still, in spite of it all, there was one positive that came out of an otherwise ludicrous report and that was his swift and steady and SPECIFIC denial. George Clooney - who is linked with a different flooze every week, who was linked repeatedly and erroneously with Renee Zellweger several times last year and still didn’t bother correcting it, who has openly admitted to encouraging false rumours about his love life, who never makes it a habit of officially debunking his tabloid dating diary – George Clooney was so worried that we would actually believe he’d soil himself with Pamela Anderson he issued a dismissal of the claims faster than you can say rock skank shares needles. And not only did he refute the reports, he went so far as to say he hadn’t seen her in seven long years - the PR version of a f*ckin’ quarantine… Hee. Weekend gossip, SAG report, Gisele and Tom Brady’s genetic perfection and more… Monday – live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. My friend Justine just sent me this link – not exactly gossip related but holy frickin’ hell! I have NEVER seen someone lose their sh-t in such spectacular fashion. Click here to watch - I promise you, it’ll make your hideous Monday morning suddenly seem a whole lot better.

Worst Old: Renee Zellweger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

Not even 40 but it’s like she creaks when she walks – do you hear it? Don’t get me wrong…the green is lovely, the dress is lovely, the shoes even more so but with the matron hair and the lemon pucker and the odd orange tint of her skin, it’s as though Renee has suddenly aged 20 years and at the same time, turned into Nicole Kidman. Full Story

Renee Zellweger: Becoming Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

Is it just me? Or is Renee looking more and more like Nicole every day? The Freeze Face, the baby smooth, ultra shine forehead, the milky complexion, the WONDERFUL chest-protruding posture…sure there’s a 10 inch difference but still, the similarities are there, aren’t they? Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m just taking after my mother…she thinks all whiteys look the same, rather ignorant that way. Full Story

4-way race for Best Actress Drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Maggie Gyllenhaal had to be the surprise of the morning, sneaking in on an outside chance. Still…it’s about as much as she’ll get in a class field including the Dame, the Queen, Kate Winslet, and Pene too. If I were to handicap it right now, I’d say Helen Mirren by a hair followed by Penelope. Come Oscar though, when both actress categories shrink down to one with just 5 spots, Maggie will be long gone and I wonder if either Kate or Pene will be left off the list too for Meryl Streep and perhaps Renee Zellweger? Don’t forget, Harvey is desperately campaigning for Sienna Miller among this group. Full Story

The Maid & Makeup Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

More holiday gift ideas if you haven’t finished your shopping. Two prizes, four winners. First for readers in Canada: lifeEXPERIENCES, the ultimate gift card for convenience and pampering, now available at Shopper’s Drug Mart – I’m giving away TWO Merry Maids certificates (just to be clear, 2 people are eligible to win) that include the following: - Two professionally trained, bonded and insured maids sent to your home FOR THREE HOURS vacuuming, floor washing, dusting, sanitizing and deodorizing, including bathrooms and kitchens using all professional supplies and equipment, freeing up more time for you to smut, or shop, or get sh-tfaced with the girls…and boys. Full Story

Renee Zellweger: Svelte & Sour for Miss Potter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Lovely and thin but positively sour-faced at the London premiere of Miss Potter on Sunday – perhaps because Harvey Weinstein is reportedly focusing much of his energies securing an Oscar nod for his new favourite Sienna Miller instead of a horse that has won for him in the past? If so, I don’t blame her. Full Story

The Daily Crazy: Renee in Vancouver Part 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2006 12:00:00 September 21, 2006 12:00:00

Like I said yesterday, I don"t know what"s going on with this girl. Maybe it"s method acting, maybe Kenny Chesney, Jack White, Beatrix Potter…maybe they all f*cked her up good. Whatever the case, she"s fallen down and hit her head and it"s a damn shame because before this I really thought Renee Zellweger was one of the good ones and then she comes to town and drives around like a woman possessed and almost runs people over and cusses about it without apology and you have to wonder - where are her manners? And how much help does she need? Here"s the latest: Vancouver. Full Story