Renee Zellweger Gossip
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SnapFace Renee Zellweger was at Letterman last night promoting her latest New In Town which, unfortunately, is getting totally eviscerated by critics. Add to that the fact that it’s Super Bowl weekend and Snappy’s chances at owning the box office on the strength, or weakness, of a formulaic rom-com (redundant?) are not good. Full Story
Most will probably be naming her Worst Dressed today. But that’s too easy. And it’s also unappreciative. Because some choices are so spectacularly bad, they serve to entertain and the assyness of Renee Zellweger last night was amazing. We should be thanking her. You were gaping, right? You called up your gay and squealed, right? Once every carpet, a dress will do that. Full Story
Kick off a new week with a little Viggo delight. Here he is in Rome for the Rome International Film Festival promoting Appaloosa which was well received enough but for Renee Zellweger who, terribly miscast, spectacularly sucks it up snapface style. As always though, Viggo delivers a strong performance. Full Story
Is it just me or is Snappy’s face a little less taut? Wait. Never mind. She smiled. That sh*t is about to torpedo all the way back to the ranch. Microderm abrasion every day? This is Renee Zellweger at last’s night Appaloosa premiere posing as hard as Posh. I’ve seen this in person – when Renee works the carpet it’s like she’s at the gym. Full Story
It’s been a while. Have you missed her? This is Renee Zellweger shooting Chilled in Miami in LA yesterday. As you can see, she’s grown out her hair. Longer, less severe, looks way better. And from this distance, her snapface seems to have improved too. Maybe it’s because she appears to be slightly less emaciated. Full Story
Renee Zellweger with George Clooney in Rome for Leatherheads. As you can see, Renee is posing her SnapFace off… and hard. Hard as in with a lot of effort. Hard as in rigid. Hard as in unnatural. I’ve seen her pose on a few occasions, just a foot or two away. She practically breaks into a sweat. Full Story
I wish George Clooney had better taste in women. Renee Zellweger probably wishes it too. It was written all over her face last night at the Leatherheads premiere. Or at least that’s what I’m projecting on to her face last night at the Leatherheads premiere. And while Renee’s SnapFace certainly scares me, Renee and George also kinda make sense.
Here they are in the new issue of UK Marie Claire - first thing that popped into my head when I saw these was:
Quit playing games with my heart…
Sigh. If only George had better taste. If only George was better than that.
Tuesday – am blogging all day. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Thanks to Mavi for dressing me on eTalk yesterday and for helping out with our little gossip night in Calgary. Mavi is also dressing Hedley for the Junos so when Jacob whips his pants off, as he’s wont to do, now you know what’s been covering his ass.
PPS. Scarlett Johansson is not being held. Neither is Brittany Murphy.
PPPS. Jessica Simpson is not taking a sick week and the Gossip Girls are all happily at work.
Renee Zellweger’s SnapFace was all lit up last week on promotion for Leatherheads. Stuck on a train with George Clooney for days, without the younger Sarah Larson around, Renee had George all to herself. She seemed to be delighted. They posed together recently for the cover of UK Marie Claire. Full Story
They are “travelling” by train to promote Leatherheads – advance word is that it’s very, very good, but that’s no surprise, is it? Oceans 12 notwithstanding, George Clooney usually avoids sh*t. And in that case, he was hanging out with his boys for 3 months. You’d probably be inclined to play in sh*t too if you were playing with Brad Pitt and Matt Damon and Bernie Mac and Casey Affleck et al. Full Story
If you tell me your first instinct when seeing Renee Zellweger isn’t to put a hand to your own face like you’ve been burned… I won’t believe you. Don’t lie. Because it hurts to look at her. It hurts to imagine what she’s done to it. How hard she’s scrubbed it. Full Story