Ridge lips, mom breasts, and a flat iron

November 11, 2008 06:36:00 Posted at November 11, 2008 06:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch it, the swelling buckles into a ridge right down the middle. From some angles then it actually looks like she has THREE lips.

Right?

Video is below. But consider yourself warned. Major time sucker. You can lose an entire day in examining those lips.

Anyway…

Gran was honoured last night at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York and showed off her two tone Cruella hair, and her breast feeders because, yes, she truly did give birth! She also brought along the husband who dutifully kissed her for the cameras and made Chace Crawford jealous with the superiority of his flat iron. Hair like that, for me, is a dealbreaker. Just saying.

In all fairness though, as far as freeze fright is concerned, Granny wasn’t so scary on this night. Or maybe we’re just numb to the icy landscape.

And then there’s the Rossum. While accepting her award, Nicole offered this cheese:

'Three years ago I had a wonderful career. I was getting movie offers. I had an Oscar. I had beautiful children. But there was something missing; I wasn't loved. 'A man came along and said, "Let me take you to Tennessee." There he told me, "You deserve to be loved. Let me love you." And I did. So thank you, Keith.'


Once upon a time, Keith Urban liked his women fleshy and wild. Once upon a time he’d get into a pool with Kid Rock and they’d come one after another, girl after girl, bikini after bikini, wet and skanky and ready to get dirty.

Then Australia’s princess came along and he was transformed. He saved her. And she saved him back. And they lived happily ever after.

Do you believe in fairy tales?


Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

 

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