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November 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Too old lady, too rigid, and that sheer lace ribbon holding things together is pure cheese… SO not feeling what Rihanna rocked on the carpet last night. Much prefer her gown change for the stage, though it is rather interesting this little breast fixation she’s got goin’ on.

Apparently Rihanna was asked to leave a cousin"s wedding in Barbados a few weeks ago because her tits kept falling out of her dress. She was supposedly also super rude, refusing to eat the food and insisting on her own meal plan.

As you can see, last night was no exception on the boob front. Once again flirting with a malfunction but for the aforementioned wedding ribbon, and if that’s the only answer to avoiding carpet spillage, clearly she should have gone with another dress.

photos from WENN

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