Rihanna and Drake holding hands

March 13, 2014 15:14:35 Posted at March 13, 2014 15:14:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jeff Gross/ Getty

I wore earrings yesterday per the Chinese Squawking Chicken’s orders so that my luck wouldn’t fall down my shoulders – click here for a refresher. And then Rihanna and Drake held hands. It’s like the Squawking Chicken knows how to talk to the Gossip Genie.

They were leaving a bowling alley in Manchester at 4am. Not going to lie: I’ve watched this probably 20 times. And I made Jacek watch it too to confirm that there was hand touching. He confirms it. Also Duana and I texted back and forth like Twi-Hards about it. “OMG they’re true love forever!” was an actual message from me. And then we moved on to Zoe Kravitz who…didn’t last long. I mean, she was gone as soon as Rihanna wanted her gone. Drake got the call and suddenly Zoe didn’t matter anymore. Which I worry about because he’s always going to be more interesting when he’s interested in someone else. And Rihanna wouldn’t be Rihanna if she wasn’t somewhat of a traveller. She’s not done travelling either. Right?

So…it’s a temporary happiness that we’re enjoying. And I’m not sure if there will be a chapter 3. Wouldn’t you hate to be the woman he eventually ends up with?

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