Plane outfit jealousy

December 9, 2009 11:56:01 Posted at December 9, 2009 11:56:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not as a matter of style, but as a matter of bladder.

This is Rihanna leaving New York after attending the Vevo launch last night. It’s a bodysuit, see? Ladies should be familiar with the clasps between the legs. On a plane?

First class or not, it’s still an aircraft washroom. And it’s still a bitch getting that sh-t on and off just to pee.

Perhaps I’m more sensitive to this than most. On a 4 hour flight from Vancouver to Toronto I average 4 trips to the loo. Which means a considerable amount of bladder management goes into my travel attire. That’s just how life is for me. So when I see these photos of Rihanna flaunting her body suit, all I think is that she must have a strong, strong bladder to feel confident enough to wear this onto the plane and not have to worry about the inconvenience. Jealous.

Photos from Saleem Elatab-AhmadElatab/ and

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