Rihanna performed on Good Morning America today. What do you call that? A mic stand? Let’s go with mic stand. This mic stand is badass. I love it. I love the initial. I love the knuckle loops at the end.
I want one.
I want to walk around with one.
Just swinging it around. For no reason.
A civilian of course could never get away with walking around with a tricked out mic stand.
A civilian could also never get away with wearing a blazer with nude fishnets over underies on stage in front of hundreds.
See I don’t look at Rihanna like this and think – oh she’s laying out her sex. It’s Rihanna. For her it’s almost tame. If JailBait Cyrus put this on it’d be a different story.
Is that a double standard?
I don’t struggle with this but some of you who love to hate me will probably call it so. Thing is, Rihanna doesn’t front like she’s a virgin saving it for the Lord. And Rihanna doesn’t trade on the tease.
Then again, maybe you’re right. I just like Rihanna and I don’t like Miley and I’m a biased bitch. Is that better?
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