I don’t want to see you in these pants

August 14, 2009 08:22:57 Posted at August 14, 2009 08:22:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s RDJ. In London. He can get away with the purse.

But the pants…

I never want to see these pants on a man who brings the quiver. Not only because these pants are usually associated with douchebags and thick chains riding around in tricked out Hondas blasting Flo Rida so loud the ground shakes down the entire block but also because these pants, they bulge in weird places, they catch the light from odd angles, they pinch in the wrong corners, and like a pervert your eyes are always drawn to the groin and then you’re trying to make out penis shapes and this is not what I want from my RDJ.

I don’t want to know if that’s just an unflattering fold or if it really is the outline…

I don’t want to see you in these pants.

Photos from Flynetonline.com

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