Pretty scum has shorter hair

May 17, 2010 08:29:17 Posted at May 17, 2010 08:29:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He looks better with shorter hair. But f-ck me this kid cannot wear pants over his mothering hips. It’s Robert Pattinson in LA running errands with a bodyguard. Poor bastard can’t do anything without a bodyguard these days. Those Twi-Hards are too resourceful.

After holiday time with Kristen Stewart after they taped Oprah, Pattinson is now working on his new film with Reese Witherspoon, a film adaptation of Sara Gruen’s Water for Elephants. Like Life of Pi, I often feel like I’m the only person who did not like Elephants. It was boring. And a glorified romance novel. So for me, it actually means the movie will be way better although Pattinson will have to work on those limited acting skills now because he’s up against some heavy hitters. Shadow puppets won’t cut it this time. Because, obviously, Witherspoon and Christoph Waltz are not Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. I just laughed out loud at the comparison.

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