When will they attack her?

June 25, 2009 11:23:00 Posted at June 25, 2009 11:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emilie, you in danger girl.

It’s Emilie de Ravin, shooting what looks like a date scene with Robert Pattinson on the Remember Me set in a series of photos that will likely be used by tabloids to suggest a budding romance between the two stars, much to the dismay of Pattinson’s lunatic fans who are probably, right now, plotting her demise.

Let’s do it for Bella! they’ll shout in unison, as the foam drips from their chins, soiling their New Moon t-shirts.

Really?

Really.

Because if they can’t have him, only Bella can have him. And therefore only Kristen Stewart should be with him. 23 years old and for the rest of his life, even past the break of dawn, Robert Pattinson will be handcuffed to a fictional character.

This is why Emilie is probably fearing for her life now too.

By the way – thank you for sending me Stephen Moyer’s comments calling Pattinson a “pussy. The Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires” which is less an indictment of Pattinson than it is of Stephenie Meyer who can’t write for sh-t.

Word.


Photos from LAURENT/Bauergriffinonline.com

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