Let’s play Poor “Rob”

July 15, 2009 09:27:14 Posted at July 15, 2009 09:27:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura just emailed me after wetting herself over some photo of Robert Pattinson yesterday – her exact words:

Come on, Elaine. Tell me he doesn’t look like a hot piece of ass in this one. I dare you.

My response:

He looks great! And asexual.


And then she got all huffy because to her he’s head to toe full on sex.

Really?

To me he looks lonely.

Lonely
He’s Mr Lonely
He has nobody
To call his own


Photo Assumption, shall we? Twi-Hard styles!

Last night shooting on a stoop with Emilie de Ravin, obviously a rather difficult scene, and perhaps as inspiration, to get into character, he’s thinking about how much he misses Kristen Stewart?

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s just like Edward missed Bella when he left her for her own good! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was like night time for him all the time. A permanent darkness has settled over his heart.

Ew!

Have you ever read Twilight? This is what it’s like for 500 pages.

Anyway, both Pattinson and Stewart are supposedly expected at Comic Con next week. Twi-Hards have already started walking stalking to San Diego.

More pictures attached of Pattinson on a bike today continuing to film new scenes. He looks happier. Twi-Hard interpretation: He and Kristen talked on the phone all night long, and he played her Edward’s lullaby.


Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com and DISCIULLO/Bauergriffinonline.com

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