They are crying today

June 24, 2009 07:32:35 Posted at June 24, 2009 07:32:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because Robert Pattinson has a bruised and bloody face. It’s obviously makeup for a scene in Remember Me shooting in New York last night. But we all now know the Twi-hard inability to separate fact from fiction. The same way they truly believe Pattinson is Edward Cullen and should therefore be dating Bella/Kristen Stewart, which means they are probably heartbroken this morning at the site of these photos of their beloved looking like he’s been attacked by one of them.

And there’s another reason for their tears. According to, Pattinson does not seem to be missing Kristen at all while in New York. He works hard during the day, then at night he’s at the bar, apparently spotted flirting and holding hands while leaving with a blonde the other night. Needless to say, the freaks are in total denial.

It’s called selective believing. They’ll only believe the reports that say that Kristen and Pattinson are together, no matter what the source. They’ll never believe the reports that say they’re just friends, no matter the source.

So now People Magazine is Public Enemy #1. Watch them start a f-cking petition or something.

You realise though that most of these people are adults, right?

More hate mail? No. Just… mail. You’ll see. This one is from Katherine in Ohio:

You must have been happy seeing those pics of Rob kissing Emilie and I’m surprised you didn’t try to make stuff up like you always do against Robsten! Lol! Everyone knows that Rob and Kristen are together. Him and Emilie are just friends, I find her annoying anyways and whatever how she spells her name. wtf? I’m more worried about Kristen’s hair. It’s so ugly. Girls should not have hair like that because it turns men off. It’s important to keep men interested and to stay attractive. You said that you like it but I don’t think Rob will so maybe it’s good that they are not together right now. I hope it grows back fast so that when they are together for Eclipse Rob has something more feminine to touch! You know the truth Lainey, stop denying it! Robsten lives!

On the subject of Kristen’s hair then, here she is as Joan Jett yesterday in leather pants with one button undone and red lipstick. Works for me.

Photos from and Saleem Elatab-AhmadElatab/ and Laurent/

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