New hair, boot cut jeans
Twilight super losers were stabbing themselves with wooden spikes this weekend, inconsolable over Robert Pattinson’s new shorter haircut.
No seriously, for reals. Even People.com is running a likey/no likely poll.
Whatever. He’s a beautiful boy with a beautiful face, hair or no hair. More pressing then is the issue of his jeans.
Rob first showed off his buzz at Smashbox Studios, likely for a photoshoot, on Friday. As you can see, he’s wearing Jennifer Aniston’s boot cut jeans. The fit is exactly the same, see?
Girls with boot cuts are one thing. But on a dude? Boot cuts on a dude?
The next day Rob and Nikki Reed, also from Twilight, were spotted loading boxes into what’s apparently his new ride – a convertible. Yes. A convertible. Yay LA! Like, ew. F-cking gross and uber-cheesy.
Isn’t this kid supposed to be all real and sh-t? Rolling around West Hollywood in boot cut jeans and a convertible?
Maybe it’s too late for London.
Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com