Robert Pattinson has a lot of baggage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 17:23:25 November 1, 2011 17:23:25

If you’ve been reading my column long enough you know I get fixated on celebrity travel behaviour, specifically as it relates to packing and luggage. Like, I consider myself a pretty light packer - ask Duana who is the opposite - and still I don’t understand how famous people, when they’re seen in new shoes and coats and pants every day, and not just on red carpets, can go with a small carryon and be done with it. See Cameron Diaz. You’d think Cameron Diaz would roll with a lot more, right? And you’d think Robert Pattinson would roll with a lot less?

Here’s Pattinson arriving at LAX last night with three pieces (but he flies first class so no extra charge). Would you ever have expected Robert Pattinson to need three bags? Twi-Hards, chill your asses out - this is not meant to suggest anything, this is not a criticism, it’s simply an obsession with how people travel, and how their travel patterns can surprise you...but if you really want my guess about why Pattinson might be loaded with so much sh-t, I’m thinking he was just on a Twilight press tour for a few European stops, then popped into London to see his girlfriend Kristen Stewart (there are photos out there of him leaving their townhouse) who’s been shooting Snow White in England for months, and most of the contents in all that luggage belong to her, and he’s bringing some of it home. Because otherwise, if all this is his, I mean that’s an immigration situation, you know?

Anyway, Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 will be in your face a lot this month in advance of the premiere in a few weeks. Five new clips from the movie were released last week. The efficient folks at Collider mashed them all into one video - see below. I really, really love that they let her say, “My period is late.” And I’m not being sarcastic. For some reason, in the movies or on tv, they use every other euphemism for being late rather than saying I’m Late! Do you know how many times a bitch freaks out in her life about being late? It happens a lot. We say it a LOT. They should say it a LOT more at the movies is what I’m asking. Anyway, that’s the only one I watched because my internet connection is too slow here in the Maldives and I don’t have the patience to wait around for the other four. I’m sure you’ll tell me all about it.

Bauer-Griffin, Splash

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