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Hi Dad! And Good Luck Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2012 16:05:10 February 17, 2012 16:05:10
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Wenn, Sean Gallup/Pascal Le Segretain/JOHANNES EISELE/Getty

My dad reads the open of my site every day. And usually he’ll see the top few articles. What does my dad have to do with Robert Pattinson? The red symbol on Pattinson’s jacket - in Cantonese it’s pronounced “FOK”, in Mandarin “FU”, and that’s dad’s name. Means Good Luck. That’s why you see the character so much on Chinese calendars. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson: Rich Hobo

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 12, 2012 16:01:31 January 12, 2012 16:01:31
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Kevin Winter/Getty

Last year Sasha coined a term in relation to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: “rich hippy”. My friend A, though, made a good point when she said that Pattinson and Stewart aren’t hippies so much as hobos. Fine, then. Rich hobos.Last night RPattz’s rich hobo-ness was on display at the People’s Choice Awards and you know, I’m throwing a flag. Full Story

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Let Good Pants be your New Year’s Resolution

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2011 17:13:08 December 29, 2011 17:13:08
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MATEI/GVK/ Bauer-Griffin

Robert Pattinson is tall and British and beautiful. My point is that finding a pair of pants that fits him properly should not be such a challenge, oh my God!Here’s Pattinson arriving at LAX yesterday and all Twi-Hards, a wonderful way to call in the New Year for Twi-Hards because he’s there to rejoin his girlfriend Kristen Stewart. Full Story

Best & Worst of 2011: Robert Pattinson’s tea-pouring hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 20:37:20 December 8, 2011 20:37:20

His hands have apparently been a source of Twi-Hard obsession for some time now. Those losers have devoted pages and pages of online genital rubbing to what they consider the sexiness of his hands. I actually hadn’t noticed until...It was March 1. Vanity Fair’s April 2011 issue. With Robert Pattinson on the cover, you know, in his poet’s shirt and a hipster hat, just, like, hanging out with his favourite alligator over his shoulders, held there like an Hermes scarf by his delicate tea-pouring hands. Full Story

What to get a Twi-Hard for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2011 17:22:06 November 30, 2011 17:22:06

This is the new cover of In Touch. Can you make it come true? Because that’s what every Twi-Hard wants for Christmas. F-ck the economy, poverty, disease, f-ck it all as long as Kristen Stewart marries Robert Pattinson. Just like Bella married Edward (in a wedding scene that lasted over half an hour, they still don’t have a proper editor). Full Story

Pattinson’s aren’t much better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2011 18:48:07 November 25, 2011 18:48:07
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Splash

Maybe every post today on the main page is going to be about pants and how men wear them. Here’s Robert Pattinson leaving his place in London this morning wearing really bad ones. Like gross. The colour is sh-t, the fit is sh-t, they’re weird around the crotch, they’re not falling right around the ankle. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart: so beautiful, all smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 14:57:49 November 4, 2011 14:57:49
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/Getty

As noted yesterday in the Twi-Hard Immortal article, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner had their hand and footprints cemented in Hollywood. It was worth it for the crazies in attendance. Not only because their beloved story was commemorated forever at the historic Grauman’s, but also because Stewart and Pattinson were very, very cute together, no longer as reticent, particularly on her part, to behave as a couple. Full Story

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Twi-Hard Immortal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2011 12:59:38 November 3, 2011 12:59:38
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WENN, Flynet

All the Twi-Hards went to sleep happy last night because Kristen Stewart arrived back in LA which means she and Robert Pattinson slept in the same bed and all is well in the world. They were still happy when they woke up this morning because today’s the day Stewart, Pattinson, and Lautner will be at Grauman’s for a hand and footprint ceremony immortalising Twilight. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson has a lot of baggage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 17:23:25 November 1, 2011 17:23:25
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Bauer-Griffin, Splash

If you’ve been reading my column long enough you know I get fixated on celebrity travel behaviour, specifically as it relates to packing and luggage. Like, I consider myself a pretty light packer - ask Duana who is the opposite - and still I don’t understand how famous people, when they’re seen in new shoes and coats and pants every day, and not just on red carpets, can go with a small carryon and be done with it. Full Story

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The Gossip Buffet: Now serving Jeff Buckley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 09:36:05 August 16, 2011 09:36:05

Written by Sarah The long-awaited Jeff Buckley biopic (once called Mystery White Boy) is happening at last and Jake Scott (son of Ridley) is onboard to direct. Long attached to the part of Buckley, James Franco exited stage left a while back when everyone realized he can’t sing to save his life, which opened up a coveted role for young actors. Full Story

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Ron, Cedric, Draco - Accio 2005!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 13:31:22 August 8, 2011 13:31:22

A reader called Tina just sent me a photo of a little Harry Potter reunion that happened at the Teen Choice Awards last night. I opened the message to find Rupert Grint, Robert Pattinson, and Tom Felton gathered backstage. Cute, right? (Lorella - check the slope.) Anyway, then I started wondering when a picture like this last happened. Full Story

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