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Globes Best: Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 11:57:03 January 17, 2011 11:57:03

Well, as previously noted, Ryan Gosling’s scrunch face knocked him off the top spot. That leaves Robert Pattinson. It was a beautifully cut blue suit. He wore it well. There was no mother hip action. And while there was some open mouth posing action, in addition to some Miley mouth pout action too, overall it was a good effort… even though from some angles his eyes seem too far apart. Full Story

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He’s not going to thank you for this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2010 10:35:00 December 30, 2010 10:35:00

It’s a year-end treat courtesy of Twi-Hards! I know that it’s become one of your favourite things about the site – along with Photo Assumption and Gossip Nostalgia, ragging on twats and useless bitches, Twi-Hard f-ckery and hatemail gave us so much joy in 2010, and I promise you there will be more of it in 2011. Full Story

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She’s not allowed to have friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 10:26:00 December 28, 2010 10:26:00

I’ve been meaning to gather the Best Twi-Hard Hatemail of 2010 for a year-end post but last night my laptop decided to be a bitch and die after I plugged it into the tv. The motherf-cker isn’t even 6 months old. Jacek has been trying to recover my data all night. So I have no access to my inbox, just webmail (accessing only emails over the last 24 hours), and I’m using his laptop which was my previous laptop. Full Story

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Requests

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 08:23:39 December 17, 2010 08:23:39

Lainey, are you talking about rob and kristen? “So Eva has to wait an extra week for her big reveal.Unless of course some crazy sh-t goes down that pushes her into a corner too.You never,never,EVER know.Its been a week of breakups.Maybe theres an even bigger one on the way. This is not a clue or hint to anything. Full Story

Vampire Sex & spoilers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 14:12:49 December 8, 2010 14:12:49

Ok Twi-Hards, it’s taken a while but Jacek doesn’t like articles without pictures and there have been no pictures other than those two famewhores Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene and I’m tired of waiting for pictures and I’m not spending crazy money on exclusives of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in their bikinis so we’ll just go with images of how vampires have sex in True Blood – rough and hard and real(ish) instead of the vaginal rainbow blue ball version we’ve been given courtesy Stephenie Meyer. Full Story

Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2010 05:33:10 November 15, 2010 05:33:10

Arguments for: - His prettiness- His hair- Courting the Twilight fanbase: they put their cash money where his face is. It’s an automatic sale. And they are f-cking crazy enough to buy several copies for each person. Arguments against:- Pattinson currently has nothing to promote. With another year to go until the next Twilight film is released, the fever has abated slightly, or perhaps it’s just hiding in a crazy cave until the right time. Full Story

Honeymoon in Rio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2010 08:44:56 November 8, 2010 08:44:56

Twi-Hards have been tit bumping each other the last couple of days as photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have been released of the two together in Brasil filming Breaking Dawn. Production has moved to Rio to shoot the exterior honeymoon scenes. Already there are some promising improvements. Full Story

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Sometimes panic mail is better than hatemail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 08:32:40 November 1, 2010 08:32:40

Thank you for your requests for more Twi-Hard hatemail. They just haven’t been very creative lately. “I want to kick you in the c-nt” has been done too many times. And better, frankly, by Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston fans. Today however there appears to be a crisis. I woke up to several messages in my personal inbox, panicked queries about the status of “Robsten”, from Twi-Hards begging for reassurance that Bella and Edward are ok. Full Story

Kids in cabs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2010 10:03:20 October 5, 2010 10:03:20

Been getting a lot of polite requests lately for Robert Pattinson. Bonus! Last night he took Kristen Stewart out for dinner at Ago...which now means that every f-ckin’ Twi-Hard hitting up Los Angeles has now added the restaurant to her “tour book”. As you can see, Pattinson, who was hirsute and frankly a little bloated several days ago is now clean-shaven, ready to resume work on the final installment(s) of the franchise so that he can say goodbye to that sh-t forever. Full Story

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Brangelunatics + Twihards = Pandemonium

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2010 08:22:21 August 27, 2010 08:22:21

Written by Sarah Yesterday Deadline Hollywood came out with a report that GK Films is developing a project for Angelina Jolie, based on a 2009 BBC miniseries called Unforgiven. It’s about a woman who, after fifteen years in prison for murdering two police officers, attempts to reconnect with her sister only to find herself the target of a revenge plot hatched by the sons of one of the men she killed. Full Story

The benefits of the Robsten

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2010 10:33:21 August 13, 2010 10:33:21

Or however you say it. Kristen Stewart is currently filming On the Road in Montreal. Robert Pattinson is now in Montreal to visit her. As such, paps are flocking to Quebec for the Money Shot of them spooning on a bed of violets. They haven’t found a field magical enough to contain them yet but there was a little headleaning affection on set that was immortalised by the camera – click here Full Story