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MTV lame sh-ts kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 07:23:00 June 7, 2010 07:23:00

The Movie Awards are not a secret. They know. They always know. This is why Rachel & Ryan were able to choreograph their classic. It’s why Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson themselves were able to predetermine their blueball acceptance last year. Which is why last night’s lame sh-ts kiss/hidden kiss whatever was totally unacceptable. Full Story

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Now this I understand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 12:15:15 June 4, 2010 12:15:15

As you already know, Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight does nothing for me. At all. Not feeling the hair, the constipation face, the poor acting, the makeup, none… This new haircut however is very promising. And these photos of him on the set of Water for Elephants, with the apple cheeked glow of a long day’s work in the field, youthful and exuberant, without a trace of his cheese vampire limp dick, well now this I can come around to, even with those old fashioned pants accentuating his mothering hips. Full Story

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The GMD slaps some boy ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 15:07:00 May 31, 2010 15:07:00

He just wishes it was Robert Pattinson’s. Seen these? For those who haven’t, it’s the GMD reprising his memorable role from Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman in two ads for the upcoming MTV Movie Awards airing June 6th. The first is a play on Risky Business. For years I’ve never been able to articulate why his feet in those socks bothers me in that scene. Full Story

Pattinson > Lutz and Xavier Dolan hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 10:26:53 May 19, 2010 10:26:53

My flatmate was indignant this morning when she turned on her laptop to read an article on People.com about Ashley Greene. Greene spoke to Seventeen about Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz, explaining that: "When I met Rob, I didn't think twice about him. Full Story

Pretty scum has shorter hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 08:29:17 May 17, 2010 08:29:17

He looks better with shorter hair. But f-ck me this kid cannot wear pants over his mothering hips. It’s Robert Pattinson in LA running errands with a bodyguard. Poor bastard can’t do anything without a bodyguard these days. Those Twi-Hards are too resourceful. After holiday time with Kristen Stewart after they taped Oprah, Pattinson is now working on his new film with Reese Witherspoon, a film adaptation of Sara Gruen’s Water for Elephants. Full Story

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Twilight Birthday Drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 10:13:05 May 13, 2010 10:13:05

Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. Twi-Hards are celebrating with a new tattoo. You’ve seen this right? These losers keep denying they’re crazy. And then this sh-t comes out and it illustrates just how. Unfortunately this Twi-Hard holy day hasn’t started out so fortuitously. Full Story

She probably started that rumour herself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 13:04:51 May 6, 2010 13:04:51

The last time Lindsay Lohan attended the Costume Institute Gala it was 2007 and she was one of the last to arrive, because she’s a famewhore like that, and Lara and I watched her take her sweet time up the steps and I remember us saying to each other – Goddamn she looks busted. In retrospect, she did not look all that busted. Full Story

Twilight reshoots for sh-ts and giggles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 07:17:49 May 3, 2010 07:17:49

As I have said many, many, many times before, familiar to those of you who’ve been hitting this site for a while (thank you!), Gossip is a Buffet. You can choose to believe that Jennifer Aniston really is the girl next door...who lives in Malibu. Or you can choose to believe that her entire life is engineered and manufactured right down to her highlights. Full Story

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It’s beach season in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 07:53:53 April 29, 2010 07:53:53

And if the world does turnAnd if London burns I'll be standing on the beach with my guitarI wanna be in a band when I get to heavenAnyone can play guitarAnd they won't be a nothing anymore Robert Pattinson arrived in Vancouver early Wednesday evening to work on reshoots for Twilight Eclipse. Exclusive photos from PUNKD Images Full Story

The Eclipse trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 14:07:04 April 23, 2010 14:07:04

Just got back from the best polo lesson ever and my inbox is full of Twi-Hard. Apparently there’s some drama with the new Eclipse trailer that was just screened on Oprah today..?. I’m not about to break this sh-t down by the second because, well, please, that’s Twi-Hard territory. But there are a few very interesting gossip angles to examine. Full Story

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Twilight unfinished

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 09:25:00 April 14, 2010 09:25:00

Exclusive Twilight Eclipse opens in June. But the film isn’t ready yet. Multiple sources have confirmed to me that some key scenes need to be reshot including footage between “Bella” and “Edward” in the meadow and a few fight sequences. They’ve been waiting for weeks to confirm dates but have had to work around Robert Pattinson Full Story