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Robert Pattinson for Haiti

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 12:36:07 January 22, 2010 12:36:07

This is for Katie M. It’s her birthday. She wanted some Robert Pattinson. He delivered. Or, more accurately, George Clooney delivered. In London tonight apparently returning to his hotel (this is what the photo agency says) after presenting duties for Hope For Haiti Now. Taped, I guess, due to the time difference. Full Story

Stop stealing the GMD’s pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 13:58:19 January 13, 2010 13:58:19

Please! He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER. But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent of the GMD. Full Story

Robert Ronnie Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 07:44:17 January 7, 2010 07:44:17

The clever folks at MTV Marketing created this amazingness. Robert Pattinson imagined Jersey Shore styles. It’s now my favourite Pattinson photo of all time. Laura just emailed me to say that this is the one and only way she doesn’t find him attractive.  Full Story

Emile WHO?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 08:54:49 January 6, 2010 08:54:49

Robert Pattinson was hanging out with Emile Hirsch in Cannes. We were there that night at the Du Cap when they arrived and, for Laura, I endured two hours of his bullsh-t before I made her leave. Because I could no longer stand Emile Hirsch’s groundbreaking Ph.D dissertation on filmmaking. Click here Full Story

Best of 2009: Belligerate!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 09:20:10 December 29, 2009 09:20:10

I was originally planning to write one massive Twi-Hard hatemail post to commemorate their email amazingness over the last year but then new photos of Robert Pattinson emerged today so why not split them up, highlighting some of the best? I wonder if you’ve forgotten some of their gems. Pattinson was spotted in London with his sister, having spent time with family for the holiday. Full Story

Manleggings > Vampires

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 08:29:57 December 22, 2009 08:29:57

Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson share friends. Last week one of those friends celebrated a birthday. So they all went out. It was loud in the club. Katy and Robert probably leaned in close to talk. All of a sudden it was reported that they must be f-cking. Please. As you know, since the VMAs, Katy’s bed has been reserved for Russell Brand. Full Story

Best & Worst 2009: The attempted strangling of RP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 16:10:09 December 21, 2009 16:10:09

Worst obviously because those crazy bitches could have hurt him, undeterred by the piss poor security, and best obviously because for those of us who are endlessly amused by the Twi-Hardery, this was some funny sh-t. Many of you were initially skeptical about all that hatemail – when you are sane, it’s difficult to imagine the behaviour of those who are very much not sane. Full Story

RP for Katie M

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 07:27:11 December 17, 2009 07:27:11

Almost every day for the last 3 weeks or so, the very sweet Katie M has emailed me, very politely, pleading for something about Robert Pattinson. Here’s a recent example: Lainey- I always write you about the same thing... but this is because he's really the only celebrity I care enough to write an email about. Full Story

Uma no Arki… and some real Prime?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 09:25:08 December 8, 2009 09:25:08

Uma Thurman has broken off her engagement to Arki (Arpad) Busson. He is the father of Elle Macpherson’s children, is some rich money dude, and is often indistinguishable from Uma’s previous paramour Andre Balazs. Right? And they have the same initials. Cindy Adams was the first to break  Full Story

Team Bella > Teams Edward & Jacob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 11:17:33 November 25, 2009 11:17:33

Twi-Hards will spend their money on Twish-t. And you know it’s hard out there for the print…industry. Which is why you milk it where you can. Entertainment Weekly is featuring 3 covers with the 3 major stars of Twilight New Moon for its new issue with new details inside the magazine about the actors, about the director, and more, more, more, more, more! I subscribe to Entertainment Weekly. Full Story

Delicate Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 08:56:58 November 20, 2009 08:56:58

Quick note, an addition to my New Moon review – click here for a refresher. Here’s a detail I forgot to add: What’s with trying to be the Emperor from Star Wars? “Jacob” and “Edward” pull their dicks out over “Bella”. Full Story

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