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Vaginal Hard-on

November 13, 2009 11:33:49 Posted at November 13, 2009 11:33:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristen Stewart is giving me one. And I’ve no doubt she’s giving Anna Wintour one. It’s only a matter of time. Kristen Stewart covers Vogue. Soon. Before Posh. Yes. Must. Annie Leibovitz? Sure, I guess. But can you imagine Stewart in the hands of Steven Meisel? Or Steven Klein? Please. Full Story

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Twilight New Moon Giveaway

November 12, 2009 10:26:00 Posted at November 12, 2009 10:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

American Express is hosting an exclusive gala screening of The Twilight Saga: New Moon on Thursday, November 19th in Toronto. And we’re giving away tickets. But there’s more to feed the crazy! Winners will also attend a Q&A with cast members and attend an after-party where soundtrack artist Band of Skulls will perform. Full Story

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The steeze in London

November 11, 2009 12:56:47 Posted at November 11, 2009 12:56:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Lainey Jizz is the word of the day. And the style girls here at the studio are jizzing over Kristen Stewart right now at the UK premiere of New Moon. Me too. She brought her mad steeze to London where they see mad steeze all the time. And they approve. Stewart’s stylist is hitting it everywhere. Full Story

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Maybe next time they’ll --ck

November 11, 2009 10:43:00 Posted at November 11, 2009 10:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek As most of you know, my knowledge of gossip is by association only. So my takes on what’s going on in Hollywood are quite amateur and usually don’t extend beyond a keen-eyed assessment (if I can say so myself) of who’s hot and what kind of pant/shoe combinations do and do not flatter a woman’s figure. Full Story

Just mail

November 11, 2009 07:42:44 Posted at November 11, 2009 07:42:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hard jizz sprayed all over the internets last night as photos were released of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands leaving Paris. I was hosting the Giller Light Bash and my Blackberry, it would not stop buzzing. Ah yes…the hate mail. And, to be fair, some nice mail too. So I’m not writing this post. Full Story

Like royalty

November 10, 2009 07:12:23 Posted at November 10, 2009 07:12:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Twi-Hards have turned them into monarchs, waving from balconies and blessing their public. Check out Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Robert Pattinson in Paris with New Moon director Chris Weitz greeting fans from the balcony of their hotel before heading off for more promotion. I can hear my friend Emily’s Sapphic hard-on for Kristen all the way from Vancouver… Totally agree. Full Story

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November 9, 2009 08:01:18 Posted at November 9, 2009 08:01:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Get you’re dirty ass of that balcunny in Paris with Robert Pattinson, HE DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU!!!!!!!!! What’s funny? What’s FUNNY??? Do you think it’s funny to lie and make bad shinaniguns? Because Rob loves her and not you. Just like Bella loves Edward and NOT Jacob. Your not even 2nd best, you are in the dirt and I will kick it in your face. Full Story

Robert Pattinson

November 5, 2009 06:25:32 Posted at November 5, 2009 06:25:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the sure bet. This is the PROBABLE choice. If you were forced at gunpoint to bet your mortgage on a candidate, it would be him, it would be the safest. People Magazine likes pleasing people. Pattinson is the Goliath. It’s his to lose. But I am a gambler… Take it easy Twi-Hards, it’s not because I don’t like him. Full Story

Kristen Stewart in Mexico & Harper’s Bazaar

November 4, 2009 08:53:00 Posted at November 4, 2009 08:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was messaged all over Twitter and by email yesterday from Twilight fans asking for an opinion on “the photos”. Que? Turns out that the Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Harper’s Bazaar cover shoot pictures had leaked – untouched click here Full Story

Pitt & Pattinson in Tokyo

November 3, 2009 07:35:17 Posted at November 3, 2009 07:35:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Horniest place on the planet today? Definitely Tokyo. Robert Pattinson is there with New Moon director Chris Weitz on promotion and Brad Pitt just arrived without the Jolie and the babies sending the Hello Kitties into a lust frenzy from which they may never recover. Here’s the Hello Kitty philosophy: if you scream at them loud enough they will f-ck you. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair

November 2, 2009 07:42:26 Posted at November 2, 2009 07:42:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. Because as I first reported exclusively back in June, Robert Pattinson covers the December issue of Vanity Fair, featured in a series of beautiful photos that explains the mass jizzing… They’ve been jizzing all weekend over these shots. Full Story