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Just mail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 07:42:44 November 11, 2009 07:42:44

Twi-Hard jizz sprayed all over the internets last night as photos were released of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands leaving Paris. I was hosting the Giller Light Bash and my Blackberry, it would not stop buzzing. Ah yes…the hate mail. And, to be fair, some nice mail too. So I’m not writing this post. Full Story

Like royalty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 07:12:23 November 10, 2009 07:12:23

The Twi-Hards have turned them into monarchs, waving from balconies and blessing their public. Check out Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Robert Pattinson in Paris with New Moon director Chris Weitz greeting fans from the balcony of their hotel before heading off for more promotion. I can hear my friend Emily’s Sapphic hard-on for Kristen all the way from Vancouver… Totally agree. Full Story

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Biiiiiiiiiiitch!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 08:01:18 November 9, 2009 08:01:18

Get you’re dirty ass of that balcunny in Paris with Robert Pattinson, HE DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU!!!!!!!!! What’s funny? What’s FUNNY??? Do you think it’s funny to lie and make bad shinaniguns? Because Rob loves her and not you. Just like Bella loves Edward and NOT Jacob. Your not even 2nd best, you are in the dirt and I will kick it in your face. Full Story

Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 06:25:32 November 5, 2009 06:25:32

This is the sure bet. This is the PROBABLE choice. If you were forced at gunpoint to bet your mortgage on a candidate, it would be him, it would be the safest. People Magazine likes pleasing people. Pattinson is the Goliath. It’s his to lose. But I am a gambler… Take it easy Twi-Hards, it’s not because I don’t like him. Full Story

Pitt & Pattinson in Tokyo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 07:35:17 November 3, 2009 07:35:17

Horniest place on the planet today? Definitely Tokyo. Robert Pattinson is there with New Moon director Chris Weitz on promotion and Brad Pitt just arrived without the Jolie and the babies sending the Hello Kitties into a lust frenzy from which they may never recover. Here’s the Hello Kitty philosophy: if you scream at them loud enough they will f-ck you. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 07:42:26 November 2, 2009 07:42:26

I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. Because as I first reported exclusively back in June, Robert Pattinson covers the December issue of Vanity Fair, featured in a series of beautiful photos that explains the mass jizzing… They’ve been jizzing all weekend over these shots. Full Story

And…scene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 15:46:45 October 29, 2009 15:46:45

The wrap party was last Saturday (and for those of you who keep asking, yes, contrary to what multiple outlets reported, Kristen Stewart was there though she kept it ultra low key and seemed exhausted) but Twilight Eclipse did not actually wrap until late last night/early Thursday morning. It was a closed set, it was Stewart and Robert Pattinson, and it was “Bella” trying to open her flower to “Edward” and some other corny speak. Full Story

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Pat-Ro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 08:14:47 October 28, 2009 08:14:47

They tried to satirise Twilight on Gossip Girl on Monday. It would have been more clever if their fake Robert Pattinson wasn’t ugly. However “Patrick Roberts”, or Pat-Ro has Michelle dubbed him, was sickening. Wanted to throw up. Ew. He’s also not an open mouth breather. This is an important attribute when casting for Pattinson clone. Full Story

Eclipse departures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2009 20:18:00 October 24, 2009 20:18:00

Several cast members have wrapped on Twilight Eclipse in Vancouver and one by one they're heading out. Perhaps for good. Perhaps. As I've already noted, British Columbia's incentives are less attractive than other competing cities. The strength of the Canadian dollar, ironically, isn't helping either. Full Story

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Don Draper #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2009 12:12:23 October 6, 2009 12:12:23

AskMen.com has released its list of Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2009. At the first position? Don Draper. Agree. AskMen explains it as follows: Don Draper may be a fictional character on AMC's Mad Men, but he's just as real as any other public personality you can think of. Full Story