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LipGloss goes home…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2009 09:31:00 August 9, 2009 09:31:00

He’s been in Vancouver for a few weeks working on Charlie St Cloud, keeping a very low profile, head down, working hard, trying to avoid exposure as much as he can, not unlike his hero Leonardo DiCaprio – discretion and mystery, Leo said. And so LipGloss follows. But while Leo made the decision to ignore the teens at the height of his fame post-Titanic, that decision is much harder for Zac Efron though he’s been slowly plotting his exit, he is still tethered to the Disney rope for now. Full Story

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Pattinson in a Porsche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2009 13:09:21 August 6, 2009 13:09:21

Jacek says it’s a Boxster. Since Jacek and I aren’t having an Ultimate Sacrifice, he always says he’ll get a Cayman one day. A Cayman is cheaper than a child. Robert Pattinson can afford several Caymans by now, I think? Here he is in LA driving around in a Porsche. Laura just ripped her shirt off. Full Story

Hugging

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 09:25:11 July 27, 2009 09:25:11

Am having a hard time looking at these photos. The fontrum is too much. What is it about Twilight that has inspired its fans to piss on their pride? Robert Pattinson arrived in New York last night and was greeted by the usual throng of photographers and fans, one of whom approached him, not only for a picture, but also for…a hug. Full Story

Tongue Thumb vs Twi-Hards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 13:41:21 July 24, 2009 13:41:21

Bring it. You love it. I’d buy tickets and invite all of you to come watch. Megan Fox is at Comic-Con to promote Jennifer’s Body. At some point she picked up a Robert Pattinson/Entertainment Weekly pillow and posed with it, and of course you remember that there were rumours a few months ago that he f-cked her in LA, which made the Twi-Hards crazy because according to them Robert Pattinson’s sparkling penis only dazzles for Kristen Stewart. Full Story

Hormone Convention

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 07:20:43 July 24, 2009 07:20:43

Taylor!!!!!!!! Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Why you sitting between Robsten at the press conference – get the F*CK OFF THE STAGE! They’ve been apart for so long, how can you keep them apart even longer. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU TAYLOR! Every time you talk Rob and Kristen have to look at you but that’s their excuse to look at each other! Keep talking Taylor! They’re having sex with their eyes, OMG OMG OMG, nothing can get in the way of their love, their chemistry. Full Story

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Cure for hangover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 10:00:47 July 20, 2009 10:00:47

Received an email this morning from Carol-Anne. Carol is a Twi-Hard but is not crazy. And she was initially skeptical about crazy reports on my site about the lunatics. She, um, has since been convinced. I think it was the tattoos. Anyway, about Carol-Anne’s message this morning – it was more of a request: Had a great weekend, but am paying for it now. Full Story

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Let’s play Poor “Rob”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 09:27:14 July 15, 2009 09:27:14

Laura just emailed me after wetting herself over some photo of Robert Pattinson yesterday – her exact words: Come on, Elaine. Tell me he doesn’t look like a hot piece of ass in this one. I dare you. My response:He looks great! And asexual. And then she got all huffy because to her he’s head to toe full on sex. Full Story

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Edward Anthony Masen Cullen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 10:37:00 July 10, 2009 10:37:00

Robert Pattinson? He doesn’t matter. Apparently, according to Jackie A from New York, what matters is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. Who is divine. So the real Robert Pattinson, who wants to be an actor, apart from the Twilight hysteria, is irrelevant? This may not be the perspective of every Robert Pattinson fan, but it certainly is the perspective of a great many Twi-Hard. Full Story

Robert’s weekend bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 08:22:00 July 6, 2009 08:22:00

Always the sign of a good weekend. If the face is a little pudgy and the gut can’t be sucked in… especially on a holiday… it means there was beer, chased by snacks, chased by more beer. Maybe some scotch? Always Grey Goose vodka, but in our case yesterday definitely champagne to toast Seek the Peak after climbing 16km and over 4,100 ft of elevation in support of Rethink Breast Cancer Full Story

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Be careful how you look at him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 14:55:19 July 2, 2009 14:55:19

That’s what they’re hissing at her… At Emilie de Ravin, as she shoots with Robert Pattinson in New York today on the set of Remember Me, looking up at him beguilingly, so pretty, they are shouting it from every corner of the world: Don’t you f-cking look at him like that you bitch! Or I will cut you! Can you hear the Twi-Hards crying? There may actually be someone they hate more than me. Full Story

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