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Tongue Thumb vs Twi-Hards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 13:41:21 July 24, 2009 13:41:21

Bring it. You love it. I’d buy tickets and invite all of you to come watch. Megan Fox is at Comic-Con to promote Jennifer’s Body. At some point she picked up a Robert Pattinson/Entertainment Weekly pillow and posed with it, and of course you remember that there were rumours a few months ago that he f-cked her in LA, which made the Twi-Hards crazy because according to them Robert Pattinson’s sparkling penis only dazzles for Kristen Stewart. Full Story

Hormone Convention

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 07:20:43 July 24, 2009 07:20:43

Taylor!!!!!!!! Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Why you sitting between Robsten at the press conference – get the F*CK OFF THE STAGE! They’ve been apart for so long, how can you keep them apart even longer. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU TAYLOR! Every time you talk Rob and Kristen have to look at you but that’s their excuse to look at each other! Keep talking Taylor! They’re having sex with their eyes, OMG OMG OMG, nothing can get in the way of their love, their chemistry. Full Story

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Cure for hangover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 10:00:47 July 20, 2009 10:00:47

Received an email this morning from Carol-Anne. Carol is a Twi-Hard but is not crazy. And she was initially skeptical about crazy reports on my site about the lunatics. She, um, has since been convinced. I think it was the tattoos. Anyway, about Carol-Anne’s message this morning – it was more of a request: Had a great weekend, but am paying for it now. Full Story

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Let’s play Poor “Rob”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 09:27:14 July 15, 2009 09:27:14

Laura just emailed me after wetting herself over some photo of Robert Pattinson yesterday – her exact words: Come on, Elaine. Tell me he doesn’t look like a hot piece of ass in this one. I dare you. My response:He looks great! And asexual. And then she got all huffy because to her he’s head to toe full on sex. Full Story

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Edward Anthony Masen Cullen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 10:37:00 July 10, 2009 10:37:00

Robert Pattinson? He doesn’t matter. Apparently, according to Jackie A from New York, what matters is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. Who is divine. So the real Robert Pattinson, who wants to be an actor, apart from the Twilight hysteria, is irrelevant? This may not be the perspective of every Robert Pattinson fan, but it certainly is the perspective of a great many Twi-Hard. Full Story

Robert’s weekend bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 08:22:00 July 6, 2009 08:22:00

Always the sign of a good weekend. If the face is a little pudgy and the gut can’t be sucked in… especially on a holiday… it means there was beer, chased by snacks, chased by more beer. Maybe some scotch? Always Grey Goose vodka, but in our case yesterday definitely champagne to toast Seek the Peak after climbing 16km and over 4,100 ft of elevation in support of Rethink Breast Cancer Full Story

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Be careful how you look at him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 14:55:19 July 2, 2009 14:55:19

That’s what they’re hissing at her… At Emilie de Ravin, as she shoots with Robert Pattinson in New York today on the set of Remember Me, looking up at him beguilingly, so pretty, they are shouting it from every corner of the world: Don’t you f-cking look at him like that you bitch! Or I will cut you! Can you hear the Twi-Hards crying? There may actually be someone they hate more than me. Full Story

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Pattinson exteriors

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2009 06:38:00 June 30, 2009 06:38:00

It’s Robert “Rob” Pattinson this morning on set in NYC. Every day outside...is this film entirely exteriors? Maybe it’s a cinematic love note to New York. A cinematic love note starring Sparkles? Oh yeah, New York will love that. Several Twilight superfans have sent along the screenplay for the film. Full Story

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Most comfortable wardrobe ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 12:14:00 June 29, 2009 12:14:00

Robert Pattinson looks like he’s very comfortable on the set of Remember Me today. You would be too in those clothes. The top is like pyjamas. And the loose pants can accommodate a double order of lunch. Am jealous. Women’s clothing is sadistic. If it looks good, chances are it’s f-cking tight and wedgie inducing and there is nothing worse than a strapless bra. Full Story

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Is that a new shirt?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2009 08:39:51 June 26, 2009 08:39:51

Twi-hards will know. It’s not like Robert Pattinson dresses with a lot of variety but they do have a very intimate knowledge of his wardrobe. They’ve memorised every thread. They’ve catalogued each and every day he’s worn a certain shirt. So it’s certain they will answer my question about this one – not the plaid but the bright blue, red stripe, and black with the grey sleeves. Full Story

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