Robert Pattinson’s next cover?
He’s in New York – seen this morning with a ciggie hanging out of his mouth, which is actually when I find him most attractive, if at all – trying to hide from his crazy ass fans who had to go a few days last week without seeing him and almost had a meltdown.
Many emails arrived in my inbox asking – Lainey, where’s Rob! Where’s Rob!
He was spotted with his friend the adorable apple cheeked Tom Sturridge yesterday – Jared has the pics here - and has also been seen lately at Rose Bar and Black & White.
My New York sources are also buzzing that he was rumoured to be in Montauk last week. A cover shoot for…
And here’s something for you Twi-hards to chew on:
Pattinson was supposedly styled by Yigal Azrouel.
You know who else wore Yigal Azrouel recently?
Kristen Stewart. At the MTV Movie Awards.
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s too much for them. They have to take the rest of the day off work now.
And finally… finally a worthy piece of hate mail. From Claire in Hamilton, Ontario:
We don’t care about your house, your dog, your loser husband or your stoooopid friends. We dont care about your F-CKEN Mother! She’s not a chicken, she’s a goose! A loose goose for having you. Just give us the Twilight news but spare your commentary and words. Why don’t you go write a book if you want to write so much. We won’t buy it! Hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa!
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