Rossum Thinnification

April 16, 2008 08:37:00 Posted at April 16, 2008 08:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a long, long time since Emmy brought her Rossum to a red carpet. Late last year you had to scrape her off the red carpet. Because Rossum showed up at every red carpet to rape us with her sugar…thank you Keira Knightley. During the early part of the year however, Rossum has been tied up on a new movie, which is why those baby doe eyes and that ingratiating, seizure-inducing smile has stayed out of the limelight.

But …

The Rossum is back!

After rudely defiling rudely defiling a stranger’s magazine without asking, Emmy is back in New York and – surprise! – turned up at the 14th Annual City Harvest Practical Magic Ball last night.

How can Rossum resist a ball???

Of course she wore white. Of course she wore a headband. Of course she attacked the camera with her virgin. But curiously enough, Rossum also looked a little gaunt. Even a little bony around the shoulders.

Rossum no more wholesome? Did Karl Lagerfeld stick his bitch beating fan up her ass? Does Rossum hate fat too?

Rossum Thinnification watch begins…right now.

Photos from and

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