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The family supports Hot Harry
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Harry was busy yesterday. He and his brother visited with injured service personnel in Tidworth -- click here to see those photos if you missed them -- and then he was in London at the Chelsea Flower Show in support of his Sentebale charity’s forget-me-not garden. Full Story
The Wales Brothers, together again!
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I have a hard time telling Prince William apart from his uncle, Prince Edward, these days. Hot Harry, on the other hand, well you just can’t miss him. He’s particularly animated in this set of pictures which is why there are more of him and less of his brother. Will and Harry were at Tedworth House today in Southern England visiting with injured service personnel. Full Story
The Princess and the rugby player?
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Charlene of Serenity was not with Prince Albert at Queen Beatrix’s abdication and her son King Willem-Alexander’s subsequent coronation at the end of April. She had previous charity commitments back home in South Africa where she also attended an old friend’s wedding. But overseas gossips have been reporting that while she was there, she was also hooking up with her friend Byron Kelleher, a professional rugby player. Full Story
How many dowries?
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Were offered yesterday from rich ass families in New York hoping Hot Harry would “love at first sight” their daughters? And was Ashley Greene unable to buy her way into the event? Prince Harry played in a charity polo match in Connecticut yesterday in support of his foundation, Sentebale. Full Story
Hot Harry’s urchin doll
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Prince Harry continued his tour of America yesterday in New York and New Jersey, visiting with Hurricane Sandy victims, accompanied by Governor Chris Christie. These Wales boys were bred to wear the sh-t out of a white shirt, non? Even when he’s playing baseball. Harry was on the diamond in Harlem having fun with the kids, although they didn’t seem to give him a glove. Full Story
Captain Wales America uses the porta-potty
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I have so much bathroom anxiety, it’s almost crippling. It’s worse in the summer, especially as I travel so much and so many people wear flipflops on airplanes and then use the airplane facilities. Turbulence is unpredictable, you know. As previously already mentioned, this is also why I avoid outdoor festivals. Full Story
Hot Harry and FLOTUS
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Michelle Obama was hosting an event at the White House yesterday to honour military mothers and wives when Hot Prince Harry dropped in for a visit. Well Happy Mother’s Day! As always, Harry was great with the children. I wonder if Sasha and Malia were around in the residence for a private meet and greet. Full Story
Hot Harry in America
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Today was the first day of Hot Harry's American visit. He was in DC for an anti-landmine exhibit, a cause, as you know, that was one of Princess Diana's. But God he really looks like her in some of these photos, non? More so than usual. It's something about the redness in his cheeks and the expression in his eyes in this shot of him looking up. Full Story
Orange without Serenity
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This week, Queen Beatrix (I LOVE this name) of the Netherlands abdicated the Orange Throne (I don’t know if they really call it this but it would be awesome if they did) so that her son, Willem-Alexander, could become king. It was a very popular move. The people approved. Willem-Alexander appears to have inherited his mother’s grace and humility. Full Story
The Royal wand-play
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Prince William, his Catherine, and Prince Harry were in Diagon Alley today picking up some wands. Somewhere there’s a joke in there about Harry and his stick but I’m not clever enough to find it. As you can see, Kate seems terrified by the glow on the end of Harry’s. Lumos! The best, best, BEST of course is Harry at The Burrow. Full Story
Hot Harry, news anchor and gamer
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Single Harry gets all the fun jobs. The Ginger Prince was busy today -- he gets two articles! Earlier he was changing nappies at Bradbury House in Nottingham. Click here if you missed it. Then, still in Nottingham, he visited the Confetti Institute of Creative Technologies and played video games with the students, offered to let little kids box him in the face, hung out at the radio station, and even read the news. Full Story
Hot Harry changing nappies
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Harry went to work today at Headway, the brain injury association at Bradbury House in Nottingham. While there, to raise awareness for the cause, he demonstrated what it would be like to change a nappy with a brain injury. So there’s a toy baby and he held a weight in one hand and I know it’s charity and of course it’s a wonderful, wonderful thing he’s doing and that’s great and everything but, well, I can’t wait see read what the brilliantly funny Michael K at Dlisted Full Story
The pregnant Princess’s empire waist
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Mrs Cambridge attended a reception tonight at the National Portrait Gallery in London wearing an empire waist dress in eggshell blue. It’s decided then: longer hemlines without a coat, shorter hemlines with a coat on top. It’s great to see her looking so healthy and strong, especially the way this pregnancy started. Full Story
Katy Cambridge's pregnancy print
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Looks like it's a busy work week for Princess Catherine of William who stepped out again today in Manchester following her visit with the Scouts on Sunday. For weeks Kate has been covering the royal heir under coats. Interestingly, without a coat, she drops the hemline. Here she is in a dress that clings and these are probably the best shots we've had so far of her pregnancy progression. Full Story